1) Smash the paintballs all over the floor making an extreamly slick surface causeing the bontas to slip and fall.
2) aid in their falls by shooting at their knees with the rubber rounds.
3) I then urinate on the closest one, thereby shorting out the electronics and steal its weapon.
4) I'll then use the gun and then do my best Rambo impression, grabing the next one as it runs out of ammo.
5) The first bonta toilet's battery will short out and start a rampaging blaze as I dance around until everything is covered in flaming chaos.
6) I then start roasting n00bs on the open flames.. cuase they taste best that way...
7) The fire dept. will show up to put out the blaze, but I blow them away too with the stolen bonta weapons... I like fire and damn them if they try to stop it!
8 ) I empty the fuel tanks of the fire trucks and start spreading the fire throughout teh city block.
9) People jump screaming out of thier windows for lack of oxygen.
10) I then puncture the fuel tanks of all surounding vehicles.
11) The flames spread unabeited until the whole city is engulfed in crimson fuery..
12) the petro dumps then go up like popcorn.
13) The dude sitting by the red button spills hot coffee all over the aunch computer, causing it to malfunction and issue launch codes.
14) Nukes rain down and cities blazing all over the world as I laugh maniacally
15) bush pees in his pants
16) I then launch my evil mecha-kangaroos to suicide bomb defensless fruit stands.
17) the sun begins to shake uncontrollably and desintegrates into a super nova taking the whole damn solar system with it.
18 ) this causes an interstellar chain reaction of exploding suns
19) Time ripes open and billions of old perverted uncle bobs pour out.
20) insanity grips the universe as anuses close over, causing thier owners to blow up like ballons. Uncle Bobs run rampant over the planets, overloading local bars and pubs until all the alcahol is drained.
21) The uncle bobs start fondling alien school girls on their way home from high school.
22) Peter stumps his toe
23) The great celestial arnk finishes his business and flushes the universe down the toilet.
(yes this universe was pooped out of the great celestial arnk, WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T BELIEVE ME??? Just ask Tom Cruise!!! It was prophiciesed that the universe will end with the coming of the great white bathroom tissue!!!)
24) then all is black and silent as the universe is no more.
The rest is simple: stall, sneak the team in, pretend to agree to their demands at the 4-hour mark, get the hostages out, and blow the building up either through treachery or sheer firepower. Classic Trojan Horse.
*FWAPPP* *FWAAAP* - K 
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