10 Old West Sayings

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10 Old West Sayings

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That will never sound the same after Brokeback Mountain

10. I'm going to pump you full of lead!

9. Give me a stiff one, barkeep!

8. Don't fret, I've been in tight spots before.

7. Howdy, pardner.

6. You stay here while I sneak around from behind.

5. Two words: "saddle sore".

4. Hold it right there! Now, move your hand reeeal slow-like.

3. Let's mount up!

2. Nice spread ya got here!

And the number one Old West saying that will never be the same...



1. Ride 'em Cowboy!!!
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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Post by Chief Petty Officer Klerk »

LMAO! Nice one Tau
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"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"
~Firefly the Series

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