[IT] Dude, your Dell just freaking blew up!!!

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[IT] Dude, your Dell just freaking blew up!!!

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http://forumz.tomshardware.com/hardware ... 92887.html

...and I don't even think overclocking was involved :lol: :lol: :lol: Uhh, I
don't think that's covered by warranty






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Post by Dark-oneechan »

ZOMG, It's a Dell. Isn't they like the best compy-puu-tar on the market?

LoL

Seriously, I'd love to be the person calling tech support about this one.

Me: Hi, my laptop won't work.
Dell: Have you tried turning it off and on again.
Me: Yes
Dell: Is it polugged into the wall and turned on
Me: No
Dell: Well there is your problem
Me: Not exactly, when I plugged it in and turned it on before, it caught on fire.
Dell: Oh.....
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Again seemingly the battery that blew up ...... I will have to recommend my users to unplug their machines.
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Post by HELLFIRE »

http://www.tgdaily.com/2006/07/31/dello ... aptopfire/

UPDATE Dell will cover replacement of said dock, laptop and screen...
ya GOTTA love when the mfr. bends over backwards to fix things right. Getting
them to do it everytime's more problematic...




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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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Post by KiLlEr »

woohoo!

I suppose this is the hot new laptops? The Dell "inflamyon" (or was it the "Insperi-bomb"?) and "Lacombustitude"?



Who needs incendiary grenades? DUDE GET A DELL!!!
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lmao, sigh and we just started migrating back to dell laptops.
Management is going to be on my case about this.....:?
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
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█▼▼▼▼▼
█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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// insert 'it'll be fixed with a new release of firmware' joke here

I feel for ya Tau





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T'was a bit of a dell decision on the part of who ever made it though Tau.
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http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/09/28 ... ry_recall/

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

...first Dell, then Apple and a couple mobile devices, now Lenevo/IBM.
Seems no one's immune. Heads must roll at Sony somewhere....



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OMG... quote of the year... this was the funniest thing I've read in a very long time..

[at this point they had already thrown the burning laptop out the window]
"Employees started telling the owner that his laptop had "exploded", but forgot to mention that it was outside. He looked down at the empty desk and thought his laptop had literally exploded into nothingness. "He came back and just saw the burn mark. The expression on his face was priceless," says Gustavsson."
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