Welcome to this end of insanity, like the avatar.
Pls check valuable and your sense of sanity at the door, management is
not responsible if either are lost during your stay, nor will you be refunded
or creditied for lost or stolen items. Complaints line is open from 00.00 to
00.05 every week on alternating days -- do NOT ask for the schedule -- and
the manager is on opposite-alternating days of that -- do NOT ask for the
schedule. Enjoy your stay and have a nice day
PS about the fanfic rules, generally we're pretty lax; common sense and
NSFW/S awareness goes a long way. I you don't want to post them up, you're certainly
able to add to the Fic Writer's Table of Contents in FanWorks.
Regards