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Big announcement
I guess I should announce to you ladies that I finally got the balls to ask my girl friend to marry me. Her response was yes. I am now engaged!
Anime: its not about the big guns, Its about the bouncies!
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
GRATS!
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Welcome to the world of a married man!
Here's some pointers:
1 ) The 2 most important words in the world your future wife wants to hear: "Yes Dear"
2 ) The reason why a bride smiles as she walks down the aisle: "That was the last time she'll have to perform fel**io."
3 ) You are the one who wears the pants around the house. That is, when she's not home.
4 ) She reserves the right to change her mind at any time, without notice.
5 ) "Does these jeans make my ass look big?" is not a question. It is a warning that is given before she hands you your ass.
6 ) You are wrong, you will always be wrong. Live with it.
7 ) Its always your fault, and there is no way you can make it up to her. Live with it.
8 ) Invest in a comfortable couch. You *will* be sleeping on it.
9 ) Having the mother-in-law over is the ultimate survival game.
More later.
Here's some pointers:
1 ) The 2 most important words in the world your future wife wants to hear: "Yes Dear"
2 ) The reason why a bride smiles as she walks down the aisle: "That was the last time she'll have to perform fel**io."
3 ) You are the one who wears the pants around the house. That is, when she's not home.
4 ) She reserves the right to change her mind at any time, without notice.
5 ) "Does these jeans make my ass look big?" is not a question. It is a warning that is given before she hands you your ass.
6 ) You are wrong, you will always be wrong. Live with it.
7 ) Its always your fault, and there is no way you can make it up to her. Live with it.
8 ) Invest in a comfortable couch. You *will* be sleeping on it.
9 ) Having the mother-in-law over is the ultimate survival game.
More later.
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Chief Petty Officer Klerk
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Thanks Killer.KiLlEr wrote:Welcome to the world of a married man!
You have no idea how true that one is!9 ) Having the mother-in-law over is the ultimate survival game.
Anime: its not about the big guns, Its about the bouncies!
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
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Eisenmann wrote:wow, congratulations cpok! that's awesome.
now go and delete all you hentai on your pc before she notices
Who said she wants me to? she wants to look thru it with me!
Not yet. Gonna work that stuff out next week when I get there.Tulip Baroo wrote: Congratulations! Very Very Happy Set a date yet?
Anime: its not about the big guns, Its about the bouncies!
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
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Again, congratulations 
KiLlEr's list needs one very, very important point more
10) Never, ever use phrase "women's logig". If that phrase even once go out of your mouth, even accidentally, you will hear about it rest of your life. Because women's logic undeniable and you will be wrong.
(If that kind of miracle happens that women's logic fails while you are making fun of it, you wish you were in HELL instead, and a few burning mountains falling on you will be child's play)
So be very, very careful with your words.
KiLlEr's list needs one very, very important point more
10) Never, ever use phrase "women's logig". If that phrase even once go out of your mouth, even accidentally, you will hear about it rest of your life. Because women's logic undeniable and you will be wrong.
(If that kind of miracle happens that women's logic fails while you are making fun of it, you wish you were in HELL instead, and a few burning mountains falling on you will be child's play)
So be very, very careful with your words.
(English is not my native language, so my writings are pretty crappy. Try to live with it.)
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shim wrote:and how come ive never met this bride to be mate? she dun like LAN's? or is it just me..
Cause she is currently on the other side of this rock we call earth.
Anime: its not about the big guns, Its about the bouncies!
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
I was taught to kill, not to make them look pritty for a casket funeral. -me
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
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Be sure to save me an aisle seat, preferably somewhere near
the altar so I can be there... you know, just in case...
Regards
the altar so I can be there... you know, just in case...
Regards
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