Bar opens at 8

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:00 pm

Moooh ?

*serves orders ..*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:22 pm

Short(er) work week... let's see how things go! Cheers all!!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:40 pm

scotch on the rocks and the pikachu special please

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:10 pm

lol..

pikachu

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:54 am

*Reap and his band sets up their gear at one end of the bar where there is this stage like thing*

Check one two

*His band decides to play Back in Black instead of fudgie Authority.*

*Playing back in black*

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:06 am

*sets up some pyrotechniques for the show*
hmm how many maga tons should be used?

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:23 am

hee hee

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Noir · Post by **Noir** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:46 am

Barkeep Can i have a beer please

I had a bad day at work today

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:47 am

*RFP starts playing fudgie Authority*

"someday you gotta find another way you better right your mind and live by what you say today is just another day unless you set your sights and try to find a way

i say fudgie authority silent majority raised by the system now it's time to rise against them we're sick of your treason sick of your lies fudgie no we won't listen we're gonna open your eyes frustration domination feel the rage of a new generation we're living we're dying and we're never gonna stop trying

you know the time is right to take control we got to take offense against the status quo no way not gonna stand for it today fight for your rights it's time we had our say"

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:46 am

* Brakes out his guitar*
I can hear what you're thinking,
All your doubts and fears,
And if you look in my eyes, in time you'll find,
The reason I'm here.

And in time all things shall pass away,
In time, you may come back someday.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.

You know your days are numbered,
Count them one by one,
Like notches in the handle of an outlaw's gun.
You can outrun the devil, if you try,
But you'll never outrun the hands of time.

In time there surely, come a day
In time all things shall pass away,
In time you may come back some say.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.

Guitar

I can hear what you're thinking.

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:22 am

*Guitar/drums/bass/rythm guitar*

"This is my special moment
Don’t question me or disagree
I know that I have earned this
Damn it I deserve this
Do not f*ck with me it's my special time

And I’ll seize this opportunity
Show them what it means to me
To be king sh*t just for a minute
Then just disappear
And with passion and or talent
Self righteously and gallantly
I’ll step away and everyone will know it
This is my special moment

My shitty life has lead me to this perfect minute
Remember how I did this
Taking care of business for once
They’ll see me get it right
Kicking screaming fighting for my life
I have decided it is time

This is my special moment
Don’t question me or disagree
I know that I have earned this
Damn it I deserve this
Do not f*ck with me it's my special time

Oh god I’m doing it for real I’m really doing it
Reaching for the skies
And gouging the eyes of anyone
Who dares to interfere?
Conquering the fear
And showing them the time is mine

This is my special moment
Don’t question me or disagree
I know that I have earned this
Damn it I deserve this
Do not f*ck with me it's my special time
Do not f*ck with me it's my special time
Do not f*ck with me it's my special time"

*Reaper and his Band finishes playing My Special Moment by The Vandals"

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:24 am

// wonders if TT can even count that high

...I lost count after the first 10 digits

// BarPhalanx blasts Reaper and TE

NEXT!!

// serves a round of drinks

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:31 am

*Reaper and his band decide to play date rape by Sublime, seeing as we are in a bar*

*Plays*

*the bar is my friend by Reaper*

Serve around a round of drinks
time again to drink to the brink
drunk, knocked out, vomitting on the street
what the hell can a drunk ass bastard like me do right now?

Time again for that hang over cure
pissing me offf everyday just like it should
now I'm all alone, a blown tire and I'm slowin down.
Cars drifting around me, flipping me off like they should

next thing at home the tvs on
my bedroom door is open wide
there in the bed is my chick and some dude
they obviously have nothing to hide
but I do... I do... I doooooo.....

Back at bar again
booze is my only true friend
back at bar again
booze is our only true frienddddddd!!!!!!!!

dd · Post by dd » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:08 pm

What's all that noise???

*Shoots TE and Reaper with hollow points.
Puts on some quiet contemplative tunes.*

I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm

I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb

I am a world's forgotten boy

The one who searches and destroys

Honey gotta help me please

Somebody gotta save my soul

Baby detonate for me

Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology

Ain't got time to make no apology

Soul radiation in the dead of night

Love in the middle of a fire fight

Honey gotta strike me blind

Somebody gotta save my soul

Baby penetrate my mind

And I'm the world's forgotten boy

The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy

And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy

The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy

Forgotten boy, forgotten boy

Forgotten boy said hey forgotten boy

Wipes away a tear. Don't write them like they used to....

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:45 pm

*Reaper stands up after being shot*

Wow, I thought that would hurt.. Oh well time to start playing again but first.

FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

*RFP starts playing Green Day songs*

"Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about nothing and everything all at once

I am one of those
melodramatic fools
nuerotic to the core, no doubt bout it

sometimes I give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid am I just stoned

I went to a shrink
to analyze my dreams
she says it's lack of sex thats bringing me down
I went to a whore
he said my lifes a bore
just quit my whining cause it's bringing her down

sometimes I give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
a yo ya yo

grasping for control
so I better hold on

sometimes I give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
i think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid am I stoned"

*finishes song and prepares to play American Idiot*

Everyone the drinks are free courtesy of RFP!