[FIC] The Worst FM*P! Fanfiction Ever 04

[Kelek]

That's this story: | 1 | 2 | 3 |

[Avlor]

it was wonderfully funny. But darn hard to read with all the leet - and it got a bit old towrd the end.

[HELLFIRE]

....considering we're down to maybe 1 or 2 active writers Kel.... DO!!

Puts a smile on my face










Regards

[Taurec]

OMFG XD XD XD what a question .. of course .. the little AOL person in meeeh needs it .. XD XD

[Sgt. Sagara Sousuke]

Do you even have to ask...?

Hey, who voted "no"!? *Pumps shotgun...*

[Rhysande]

Anything that can make someone smile or laugh is a precious gift. Please continue.

...Though you may have to review English L33t before you do so. You attained your nadir in the first chapter, and since then your actual ability to write has been creeping into the fic

[Andrei Burnside]

Of course you should. Incredibly, I'm in the mood to write RIM now. I got 2 days before I head up to Washington DC to waste my fall break at a National Security Forum...which is cool.

[Kelek]

I appreciate the input. (:




Part 04 is a parody of those "chapters" on FF.Net that (or which?) I do so like to report. Remember this is intentionally horrible and the opinions stated are not mine.

I congratulate you if you can comprehend this.

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Part 04

frist uv all u *bleepity bleep* fi ur teh PPL hoo FLAMED ME ~~ U SCUK *bleepity bleep* and ur a *bleepity bleep* wif *bleepity bleep* 4 brians and *bleepity bleep* *bleepity bleep* U *bleepity bleep*!!!!11!!!!1!!1 itz n0t leki im PERFIKT U *bleepity bleep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1 im jsut 2 laZy 2 sepll rite &7 U *bleepity bleep* HVAE NO RAESON 2 JUGDE MEH how dare u juge meh ogm Ur AAL *bleepity bleep* and YUO ALL SuckX0rzzz!!1 i mean it z nto leki IM A COLLIJE STUDNET IR SUMTHING!!!!!!!!1!1 U *bleepity bleep* in fact i am amlost 13 but ppl sya i am vrey matrue LOLz nd ppl LOEV MAI STROY U *bleepity bleep*................ s0 SFTU AND d0nt FLMAE ME U *bleepity bleep* *bleepity bleep*!!!! and leki gimme a rveiew ir sya Hi nd i wlil cnotinue ok and wohevar pplz falmed me U KAN GO AND DYE U STOOPID *bleepity bleep* PUPUHAEDz!!!!!!!1!1

nEwAyZ o mg ive liek been gitting leki no rveiews ndz itz so sad u pplz dont lkeie mai stoRRie ogm!!!11!1!1 i thot u giys didz!!!!!1 ;;::::;_____;;;;::; btu newauz yesetdary mai praents liek banend meh form teh cumpootar ogm i wuz leki wft!?!?!?!?!?!!!1//1/1 dat iz leik soOOoooooooOOoOoOooo MEAN omg!!!!11!11 and i ka'nt c mai byofreind iether i am so sda =(((9 ;;;;;;;;:::______:::::::;;;;;;

~*~*~*~*~PS~*~*~*~ GIMME RVIEEWS ORI WILL NTO CONTNIEU DIS IZ UR LAST WARINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!1

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[Sgt. Sagara Sousuke]

I congratulate you if you can comprehend this.

Only about 65%...
And that's the way it should be...

[HELLFIRE]

Part 04

frist uv all u *bleepity bleep* fi ur teh PPL hoo FLAMED ME ~~ U SCUK *bleepity bleep* and ur a *bleepity bleep* wif *bleepity bleep* 4 brians and *bleepity bleep* *bleepity bleep* U *bleepity bleep*!!!!11!!!!1!!1 itz n0t leki im PERFIKT U *bleepity bleep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1 im jsut 2 laZy 2 sepll rite &7 U *bleepity bleep* HVAE NO RAESON 2 JUGDE MEH how dare u juge meh ogm Ur AAL *bleepity bleep* and YUO ALL SuckX0rzzz!!1 i mean it z nto leki IM A COLLIJE STUDNET IR SUMTHING!!!!!!!!1!1 U *bleepity bleep* in fact i am amlost 13 but ppl sya i am vrey matrue LOLz nd ppl LOEV MAI STROY U *bleepity bleep*................ s0 SFTU AND d0nt FLMAE ME U *bleepity bleep* *bleepity bleep*!!!! and leki gimme a rveiew ir sya Hi nd i wlil cnotinue ok and wohevar pplz falmed me U KAN GO AND DYE U STOOPID *bleepity bleep* PUPUHAEDz!!!!!!!1!1

nEwAyZ o mg ive liek been gitting leki no rveiews ndz itz so sad u pplz dont lkeie mai stoRRie ogm!!!11!1!1 i thot u giys didz!!!!!1 ;;::::;_____;;;;::; btu newauz yesetdary mai praents liek banend meh form teh cumpootar ogm i wuz leki wft!?!?!?!?!?!!!1//1/1 dat iz leik soOOoooooooOOoOoOooo MEAN omg!!!!11!11 and i ka'nt c mai byofreind iether i am so sda =(((9 ;;;;;;;;:::______:::::::;;;;;;

~*~*~*~*~PS~*~*~*~ GIMME RVIEEWS ORI WILL NTO CONTNIEU DIS IZ UR LAST WARINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!1

...strangely enough, this brought the 'infinite number of monkeys typing
on an infinite number of typrewriters for an infinte number of years' joke
to mind

.... if this was to be part four of your fic there Kelek ROTF MAO!!











Regards

[Sgt. Sagara Sousuke]

I'm still wondering why is this part 4?
It's got nothing to do with characters doing weird stuff with Gauron and going rollercoaster and stuff...

Come on!!! Bring back Gauron and his dancing minions (Just made that up)

[terran empire]

I'm still wondering why is this part 4?
It's got nothing to do with characters doing weird stuff with Gauron and going rollercoaster and stuff...

Come on!!! Bring back Gauron and his dancing minions (Just made that up)

But a good idea


yes well any way if you can read that i respect you.

if you can read this get away from your screen

[Kelek]

It's Part 04 because a) the "almost-thirteen-year-old" who is also a horrid writer is being an uber-bitch, b) said fanfic writer is currently banned from his or her computer, c) said fanfic writer has been flamed multiple times, d) said fanfic writer has gotten less feedback than she'd like, and e) Kelek wanted to show how annoying it is when one finds these diatribes instead of authentic chapters.

By the way, Kelek is not said fanfic writer, but she may have a bunch of monkeys at typewriters... (:

if you can read this get away from your screen

Why?

[SOULS_LEADER]

For everyones enjoyment can you make translations or buy me a L337 translator PLS