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Laughing, Gauron unlocked the cover over The Big Red Button.

Without further thought, he pushed it.

"You fools. You pitiful fools!"

He had set the feared Fiction Armageddon Bomb to ticking. The terrible doomsday device would detonate, ending the [FIC] once and for all, if someone didn't write in some action part for him and his A.S.

"You're not a fiction writer, Kashim. KASHIM, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!!"

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As CPOK is loading the Ladies onto the aircraft he curses under his breath. DAMMIT Gauron...why a ****ing doomie device eh?

Just as he is cursing a Gauron, some UFO flies up and tisk tisks at Gauron for trying to terminate the plot early and disarms and takes away the dooms day device. now play nice kiddies, we have our eye on you still!
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"KASHIM, DID YOU READ THAT? CAN YOU FOLLOW THE STORY TOO? UFO?"

Gauron pounded the control console, frothing at the mouth. One advanced device allowed him to follow the storyline.

Ha! Soemthing must have broken open some of the packets of hallucinogenic drugs he had stashed aboard the plain. UFOs?

The Doomsday device could not be removed from the A.S. The A.S. and the doomsday device were too closely linked.

If someone doesn't start adding to the story soon...BOOM, that's all he wrote.

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Souske was finally in the cockpit of his AS. After verification, it started to move. Whoever that pilot was, he was big. Souske had to reconfigure the seat, now. He and Arbalest got up and faced Gauron and his AS.

" Al, find Gauron's freq?" sais Souske.

" I can not allow you to do that, Dave?" said the AI.

"What?" said Souske. "Al ,repeat the last order?"

" Do you want to play a game?" said the AI as a map of the world showed up in one of his HUDs.

Meanwhile, Clint looked around the tarmac and saw lots of death and distruction as the last of the hostages were being loaded on the Globemaster. The problem was the proirty people were not there.

"Raptor one, this is America, do you read?" as the radio squaked.

"Raptor one, here, Come back America?"

" We've got one F/A-18 M coming to you on course 235, your position. We are remote piloting the mecha on to the tarmac as we speak. Tell the Leuitentant to get in that thing and kick Guarons ass, copy?"

"Got that, America?" said Clint. Then he switched over to his hand set and got Bel.

"Hey, boss, where you at?"

"Trying to put a couple of pounds of C4 in the knees of this son-of-a-bitch. However he's not coperating."" as the sounds of a mini gun go off>

"We got a 'Special' Hornet coming in from the Southeast. A present from the taxpayers. Think that'll help?" asked Clint.

"Where is it at? Oh wait a minute I see it."

Then Belisaruis ran across the tarmac toward the airliner were a wird looking aircraft was stopping from taxing. He got on the plane and entered its cockpit. Putting the helmet on he put his hands into the side of the chair, the pulled the second leveron his left, the one that was not for the throttle, but the nice feature of............

Guaron was laughing as he shot at the other writers, making them dance, while talking through the comm system. Then a`new threat alarm came up. 12 missiles in bound. He brought up the lambda driver, which by the fates, came up just in time to stop the missiles. He turned and saw a Mecha he never recognized before. It was humanoid shaped but seemed to have wings. Then he heard over his tac frequency.

" Bye, Bye asshole." As 64 miisile erupted from the mecha. From its shoulder, hips and legs. All coming toward him. He thought to bring up the lambda driver when he felt a large explosion hit his mecha.

"Lambda driver has been deactivated" said Guaron's AI. Then 64 missiles hit his mecha.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belisarius brought up the transformable fighterAS to the area. Heard the distintive sounds of metal crushing metal. He scanned the area with his sensors. What he saw was satisfing. The AS Gauron was piloting was there, but missing the entire torso and head section. If he survived this death, then he's really special to someone.

"Freeze, mister, or you'll be fish food." said Bel's comm system in a very familar voice.

"Melissa?"

"Belisarius?"
".... that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion - that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain..."

exerpt from Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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// hand of fate intervenes

Ah ah ah, Gaulun. You CAN'T go around like that destroying
such a fine piece of ficwork at your own will...

...disconnects the Fic Armageddon Bomb...

We can't disappoint our find fic writers, now can we?


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Aaawww crap ..... *rips apart the script for the romantic end of world scene*

Just me, the remains of the bottle and that stunning looking stewardess.

too bad ... let think of something else .... :-P

Time to bring in some lucas goodness .....

"Anger i feel inside of you Taurec", Yoda sighted
"Of course you geriatric green muppet, very pissed i am .. that creep broke my bottle of Absinthe".
Yoda nodded, " Then kick ass you must"

"No shit, wrinkley green hobbit from the shire" ... in fury Taurec raced away, activating his light sabers .... "It's slicing time.... Muuhuhuhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
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FINALLY Gaulun's AS reveals a weapon... the ol' dependable
Gundam beam saber... slices, dices, poaches, fries, cuts, AND
does the dishes!! Melodramatically, he leaves it down near
a strategic location corresponding to a certain sensitive spot
on the male anatomy...

"KASHIM, you like? I call it the IPPO!! Nyahahahaha! I'M SO EVIL!!"

* * *

"Getting realtime intel from the RPV, sir."

"Let me see it! What the bloody...?!?!" Mardukas had seen many
things in it time in the RN, but NOTHING like... whatever this mess
was.

"Torpedo Room, Conn!"

"Torpedo Room."

"Are our birds ready to fly?"

"Armed and ready!"

"Okay... time to end this bloody mess! Any luck tracking down the Captain?"

"Negative on frequencies... they're overloaded!"
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'What !!?? that's impossible' .. the radio officer looked desperate 'Well Sir, hear for yourself'!, He connected the radio to the internal comsystem
of the sub.

Everyone on board could hear the repeating words; "Llama, Llama Llama, Llama do you know the Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama duck" Ooooozing out of the speakers.

Mardukas glared at the radio operator like a choirboy seeing a eskimo stripper on angeldust, 'turn this off' he sneered 'I heard enough'.

'Aye sir', the officer reached for his instruments but suddenly a massive sweatdrop formed on the back of his head, he turned around and
looked slightly hysteric, 'Sir, There is some sort malfunction in our system and i'm unable to disconnect this audio stream'. "Llama, Llama Llama, Llama
do you know the Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama Llama duck"........... the words echoed on and on....


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On the beach the fight stopped for a moment as Gauron erected his (what was that again) ..glowing gundam thing with his headless AS ..

"I knew that machine didn't have it's core CPU's in it's head", was all Taurec could think of while he ran towards cover.


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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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...seems like we're back in business... now who else is gonna write?

I would, but I've just come off a VERY stressful 3 days.... maybe later















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I grow tired of your games!! Gauron cried out. KASHIM!?! My patience is gone now, kashim. and so is your precious Kaname!! WHERE ARE YOU, KASHIM!?!

"IM RIGHT HERE!!" Kashim yells.....

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=P someone expand!!
189. The Moral Of The Story (Ghaleon Rule)
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Gaulun's AS stares down Kashim for an interminable length of time, saber
blazing away.

"Come on! Come get me! I'm right here!" Sousuke shouts.

"Sousuke, you idiot! HIDE!"

"KAAAASHIM! I'M NOT IMPRESSED! HERE I AM READY TO CHALLENGE
YOU AS TO AS, YET YOU COME TO ME, PITIFULLY UNPREPARED!"

"GAULAUN!!"

* * *

"Nice idea... aiming for the head," HELLFIRE mumbled to Taurec as they huddled
near some oil drums.

"You got a better idea?" Taurec shot back.

"Don't you watch mecha anime? ANYONE who does KNOWS the
cockpit's positioned in the CHEST!"

"Well let's see YOU do something for a change!"

"Okay...."

Nonchalantly, HELLFIRE bundles up a pile of paper, readying for his kicka$$, megacool, wicked...

*BOOOOOOOOOOM*












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Just as CPOK is about to tell the pilot to get the fudgie outta here the right wing explodes. "OH F**K" shouts CPOK. "Everybody out NOW!" CPOK somehow manages to grab all the girls as he runs out the back cargo ramp and away from the plane. CPOK then dives into a ditch seconds before covering Kyouko with his own body as the plane explodes into a huge fireball

"That was too close for comfort. Everybody ok?" The girls just nod there heads slowly. "Well the old saying seems to be true. The easy way is always mined. Lets get out of here. Hopefully those 1/2 usless SEAL's landed by boat. Shouldda sent the Aussie clearance divers in." They all crawl off towards the beach hoping that there is a boat there.





[removed a off off off topic post .... KiLler what have you been drinking ... i want it too -T. ]
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Just as CPOK was thinking they were safe, a grenade rolled out of from under the plane. Instantly, CPOK knew there was only one way to protect Kyouko. CPOK jumped onto the grenade, covering it with his own body. Seconds later, after the smoke cleared...
189. The Moral Of The Story (Ghaleon Rule)
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As CPOK notices that it is a smoke grenade he yells to the group to "RUN" and fires off a couple of shots in the direction that the grenade came from. They make it to a sewer drain a short distance away and run in to take cover for the time being. "so much for that plan" CPOK mutters.








[Edit: nice comeback .. Kashim don't be an ass, either play along or don't posts. next time ask before killing somebody <g> -T]
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As CPOK runs down he trips on a leg sticking out

"OUCH! Damn it i'm trying to get some sleep!"

CPOK says "hey your S_L"

"WHAT HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME! STALKER!"

So SL jumps a six foot wall finding a 28 foot plunge

CPOK looks down the wall

SL says "I'm okay... Hey is it natural for blood coming out of my ears"

"Nope"

"Damn"

"Oh well i can get some sleep"

"THERE THEY ARE GET THEM"

"SHIT OPFOR'S RUN!"

CPOK ran until they got to the end of the sewer the only way out was up... Until CPOK foun something that made him grin

"You're coming with us"

"Okay"

Cpok went down to his knees. He was thinking cmon get closer...

Then he jumped and cover Kyouko's head

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Kyouko asked what the hell was that!

"Claymore"

Then someone was running towards them

SL is that you

YES!

stop yelling SL

"WHAT! sorry I CANT HEAR YOU MY FINGERS ARE IN MY EARS TO KEEP THE BLOOD IN... HMMMM SEEMS LIKE YOU TOOK CARE SOME OF THEM! I PLANTED THE CLAYMORE JUST IN CaSE IF THE OPFORS GO DOWN HERE"

SL took his fingers out of his ears

"cool it stopped"

"C'mon SL we got to go now!"

"Wait up Aussie... Follow me"

Everybody follows SL

Okay we're here

What is that?

"Gun locker"

"SL started passing out SMG's Pistols shot guns"

"Catch CPOK Mp5 A4"

Okay ladies and gents were locked and loaded.

Hey SL your ears are bleeding again

"DAMN IT!" he placed his fingers back in his ears

"WELL ANYWAY THERE'S A WIG DOWN BY THE DOCK"

"A wig?"

"YEAH A RUSSIAN LOW FLYING WATER CRAFT I COULD PROBABLY FLY IT"

"Good where did you get your training"

"Chucky Cheese in the airplane sim!"

"Chucky Cheese? Whats that"

"HE'S A SIX FOOT RAT THAT DANCES AND SERVES PIZZA"

"hey guys i hate to be a bother but we have to go"

"OKAY! YEAH!"


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Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.

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