The Tessa Towel
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The Tessa Towel
*cough*
I guess after the huge success in sales of "The pit-a-pat jumbo silicon cushion of Tessa" (I don't wanna know), the Tessa "sports towel" is now on sale.
Now if that isn't a Tessa fanboy's ultimate collector's item...
I guess after the huge success in sales of "The pit-a-pat jumbo silicon cushion of Tessa" (I don't wanna know), the Tessa "sports towel" is now on sale.
Now if that isn't a Tessa fanboy's ultimate collector's item...
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you would actually want to rub your wet hairy buns with a Kyouko towel ... *shivers*
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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Not fair! Pseudo-chan can somehow read my mind! *shifty eyes*
Heh. Nah, that was basically my reaction when I first saw the Giant Tessa Cushion and Beach Towel Perverted Fanboy Combo on Rinkya. "Good God, what diabolical uses will they scheme up for these?"
Heh. Nah, that was basically my reaction when I first saw the Giant Tessa Cushion and Beach Towel Perverted Fanboy Combo on Rinkya. "Good God, what diabolical uses will they scheme up for these?"
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Haha, I guess that life-sized Kaname cutout wasn't as durable as they thought it'd be...maybe that's why they switched to pillows and towels.Anysia wrote:Not fair! Pseudo-chan can somehow read my mind! *shifty eyes*
Heh. Nah, that was basically my reaction when I first saw the Giant Tessa Cushion and Beach Towel Perverted Fanboy Combo on Rinkya. "Good God, what diabolical uses will they scheme up for these?"
*whistles nonchalantly*
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hmmmm. they're look'n at some serious rug burn..... o_O
though it's prolly better than papercuts. (nudge,nudge, wink,wink, say no more....)
though it's prolly better than papercuts. (nudge,nudge, wink,wink, say no more....)
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Re: The Tessa Towel
...guilty as charged D*N, where's the paypal button! I want one!!pseudo-chan wrote:Now if that isn't a Tessa fanboy's ultimate collector's item...
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Despite the fact the Mao is much more attractive than Kaname or Tessa, only the truly idiotic are perverted fanboys of Melissa. Couple that with the lack of "products" that cater to that...crowd... and you wonder how much of a badass Melissa really is...There are occasional things yes, but it's almost like they avoid gratutious things on purpose...
Oh, and if there are such products, don't let me know. It'd ruin my fantasy of Melissa being so awesome she repelled fanboyism.
Oh, and if there are such products, don't let me know. It'd ruin my fantasy of Melissa being so awesome she repelled fanboyism.