Bar opens at 8

Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:22 pm

No, the hammer bounces off at best- Just because something might be brittle, doesn't mean it falls apart at the least touch. Besides, organic material, being of a heterogenous nature, probably wouldn't be as brittle as most metals would be. And because I'm a together sort of guy, your hammer wouldn't have worked, period. ^_^

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:54 pm

* rams the hammer, his fist a Bar stool and GT's replacement hammer Down GT's throat * Dude just shut up.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:05 am

// lets loose with the BarPhalanx

Good advice TE.... I need something lethal and quickacting!!

Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:45 am

GT takes a licking, but keeps on ticking!

Give me a stein of every energy drink ever made mixed together.
Feel the Burn!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:22 pm

* KiLlEr, dressed in bomb clothing, sends a remote controlled bomb-bot into the bar and stuffs GT into a bomb proof container. The container is taken to the desert and the contents obliterated with a 100 MT nuclear warehead.

You can't be too careful.

These terrorists are sneaky, dressing up ther bombs to look like n00bs. We were lucky this time because I heard the ticking noise.

As a precaution, I believe we should do the same to all the n00bs, just incase.

Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:54 pm

*boom*boom*boom*boom*boom*boom*boom*boom*boom*
*whirr*whirr*whirr*Boom*

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:55 pm

This seems like a good time for a public Service announcement
Say no to Drugs

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Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:20 pm

KiLlEr wrote:* KiLlEr, dressed in bomb clothing, sends a remote controlled bomb-bot into the bar and stuffs GT into a bomb proof container. The container is taken to the desert and the contents obliterated with a 100 MT nuclear warehead.

GT climbs out of the bomb proof container and dusts himself off.

GT sticks a detonator in KiLlEr's bomb clothing, and detonates him.

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:55 am

[voiceovermode=Charlton Heston] GT thought it was over, but it was just beginning. for there in the Middle of the dessert he was in for more then he bargained for. in the distance what started out as a low whine soon grew louder and closer. Peaking over the sand dunes they came. S.W.O.R.D.S. robots each no larger then a large remote controlled car but packing the latest in metal storm Grenade launchers all with a single goal GT's elimination. [/voiceovermode]

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:46 am

// round on the house

it's friday, had a nice meal after work (that I could actually PAY for out of
my own pocket), it's the weekend

...uhh, better disconnect my phone in case my boss decides he needs
another vic... I mean volunteer again

Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:33 pm

I ruined my Saturday by voluntarily coming in for a short morning shift for my old department- I said yes in a moment of weakness, since I figured it would be likely my usual department would as well... they didn't, but I did.

Oh well, some more overtime collected.

Now I'm done, and I can drink myself into a stupor! Or an uproar, if I OD on
Jolt, Mountain Dew, and some energy drinks.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:49 pm

// pours a round on the house

Just cuz... and in memory of the late Karol Josef Wojtyla

Brave soul... rest in peace

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:56 pm

Bar Keep a pint of D.O.A. on the A.S.A.P.
I am loosing my mind and hallucinating. I Could swear I saw Killers (or is it Bel's?) pimp Avatar today. I am not kidding we almost bumped in too each other. he had a few more years on him but it was him. Purple suit, purple hat, The works....

Rhysande · Post by **Rhysande** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:57 am

TE - If you are "loosing" your mind, you definitely have a need to tie one on.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:41 am

// pours a round of USN radioactive special

Happy Bday Bel.. and feel free to skewer me for being a couple hours late.
Work's like that when your biggest client do the 'we need(ed) this yesterday,
but we weren't sure about it till tomorrow' BS