Bar opens at 8

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:55 pm

* rounds buzz by him *
Targeting system is off by .3 mm to the left and slightly up.
Radioactive Lemonade

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:20 pm

* KiLlEr drinks some chernobyl effluent and urinates on TE *

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:30 pm

* Boot's Killer in to orbit * That was wrong killer so very very wrong. * runs off to find a Decon shower *

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:39 pm

Eeeeuw I'm not cleaning that up..... *hands KiLlEr a mop*... have you been drinking from my stash again ..... O.o

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:02 pm

* KiLlEr mops up the mess with TE and then let's Tau's lawyers have thier way with him in the backroom for steppinig on Tau's copyright *
* TE's whimpering is heard as the laywers give it to him.... *

hey, he asked for it, he got it. its not my fault, people should think before they order a drink.

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:05 pm

yet another decon shower.

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:19 pm

*Lands in Tau's booze stash*

Dannan · Post by **Dannan** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:23 am

need something hard

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:22 pm

* KiLlEr hits TD with a carbide steel rod

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:34 pm

I'm feeling evil today ..... *serves milk and cookies*

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:35 pm

"I'll take mine in a saucer thanks Tau"

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:44 pm

* A light shines down on DO, then pulls her into an UFO filled with little green guys carrying milk bottles. The flying saucer then disappears off into the horizon.

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:25 am

* holds up a bull horn and aims at the Vanishing UFO *
HAY DO ASK THEM IF THEY WILL GIVE BACK ELVIS.
* puts down bull horn *

Mr.Bill · Post by **Mr.Bill** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:56 pm

'tender I need a case of redbull and a liter of ur finest vodka,

im back yo'

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:32 pm

*The UFO returns after a few hours, beaming the hapless kitty back right inot the middle of 'Tau's secret stash'. She is a very happy kitty for some reason.*

"TE, they can't give elvis back, but they can lend us some elves."