Bar opens at 8

[Chief Petty Officer Klerk]

*Takes a slice of cake.

How bout a mudslide, barkeep... I think that's what it's called. It's pretty much a milkshake made with ice cream and alcohol. Good stuff, goes well with (cup)cake.

/me serves Circle a mudslide...fresh off the mountain pass.

[Katyusha]

Hmmm... too small I think Klerk.

Bleh.. this bar hasnt been seriously wrecked in 2 years. -_-;

*Runs off to the abandoned arms factory he setup 2 years back, dusts off a seismic disturbance device, and causes a full scale volcanic landslide to wreck Tau's bar*

I miss doing that.

[Chief Petty Officer Klerk]

Hmmm... too small I think Klerk.

Bleh.. this bar hasnt been seriously wrecked in 2 years. -_-;

*Runs off to the abandoned arms factory he setup 2 years back, dusts off a seismic disturbance device, and causes a full scale volcanic landslide to wreck Tau's bar*

I miss doing that.

fudgie it...drops a city killer on the bar.

There is no such thing as to much overkill.

[Taurec]

Do you think, thats air you are breathing ??? ... hmm funny.
*snaps fingers and makes all the bad thingies go away*

*Kicks Katyusha into High Orbit* .. snif .. oooh the memories ..

[Chief Petty Officer Klerk]

Taurec:

nuff said

[Circle]

*Digs himself out from under his drink.

Cool phalanx Klerk. Where did you get that from? Is it from Zipang?

[Chief Petty Officer Klerk]

*Digs himself out from under his drink.

Cool phalanx Klerk. Where did you get that from? Is it from Zipang?

Yup.

[Katyusha]

*Hitches a lift on the next shuttle down, hijacking the controls and diverting it on a crash course towards the bar, jumping out with a parachute minutes before the shuttle hits the bar on the ground with a giant explosion*

*sniff* Memories indeed. Oh, and where's nazzie? I remember he used to take the orbital flights with me alot.

[Taurec]

After the last kick he hasn't been able to escape from RL .. <g>

[dd]

Damn, are people messing with the bar again?

*Dusts off scalar weaponry bought with enormous numbers of box tops and a large supply of the best vodka. Aims weapon at sun, inducing killer solar flare.*

Drinks are on me for the last few minutes we all have left.

[terran empire]

the last post was brought to you by the American Suntan lotion association reminding you to buy SPF 45000000 for the 21st century.

[KiLlEr]

* dd gets hauled off and dissappears in the legal system due to a trademark infringment lawsuit.

Brought to you by KiLlErtm weapon systems and feminine hygeine products, everything from tampons to thermal nuclear warheads, panty liners to body armor, PMS medication to anti-planitary assult systems.

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[darkbane]

*runs around wild, screaming "the sky is falling, the sky is falling" at the top of his lungs, knocking over a couple of tables and chairs*

*casts delayed blast on dd's missile system*

No matter, Vaultec will be here soon enough to construct our bunker to help us hide from the massive amounts of radiation heading our way from Sol.

Remember to put on protective eyewear when venturing outside at all costs.

This message courtesy of the Government of the Enslaved States of America.

[dd]

dd gets hauled off and dissappears in the legal system due to a trademark infringment lawsuit.

Legal system? Lawyers? Man, that's harsh!

*After having watched 'The Warriors' recently, remembers Ajax saying 'I'm going to shove that bat up your a@@ and turn you into a popsickle' to the leader of the Baseball Furies. But, being nonviolent, instead decides to dress KiLlEr up like a spoiled celebrity brat and ship him over to a dreadful Reality TV series like 'Filthy Rich,' realizing that's almost as bad as sending someone to the legal system.*

[terran empire]

Never pick a fight with killer he will well he will.... Make you think your Tony Bennett!!