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Teletha Testarosa wrote: *Runs away

(Nice try) :twisted:

/KiLlEr hacks off TT's legs with a glancing swing of his +14 butcher knife of sharpness. TT Smashes into the ground face first, not even reealizing what just happened. Before it sinks into his single cell brain that he's completely screwed, KiLlEr makes quick work of butchering him into filets, chucks, short ribs, roasts, and burger meat.

/TT forgot that KiLlEr is the fastest world champion butcher, capable of butchering a full grown steer in a matter of seconds. TT's non-existant frame was nothing more than cutting a slice bread.
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*rolls a 24 on a 4d6, then kicks everyone into the grill*

The more, the mannier. :twisted:
Remember kids, trying to start Armageddon is dangerous. Do not try it at home.

[14:57] Silver Lynxy: Ack. You couldn't see that?
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[14:57] Katyusha [Love Through Superior Firepower]: Not using MSN remember?
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Post by Chief Petty Officer Klerk »

Katyusha wrote:*rolls a 24 on a 4d6, then kicks everyone into the grill*

The more, the mannier. :twisted:

/me uses Katyusha as a body double.
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Yes, the wonders of my old clone factory... it still works after all these years.

*Pulls out a few more clones and tosses them in also*
Remember kids, trying to start Armageddon is dangerous. Do not try it at home.

[14:57] Silver Lynxy: Ack. You couldn't see that?
[14:57] Katyusha [Love Through Superior Firepower]: Nope, cant see a thing.
[14:57] Katyusha [Love Through Superior Firepower]: Not using MSN remember?
[14:57] Silver Lynxy: Oh right. You're one of those Trillian people, aren't you?
[14:58] Katyusha [Love Through Superior Firepower]: trillian people? =.= What are we, an ethnicity now?
[15:00] Silver Lynxy: Yes. An evil race.

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TT installs metal body parts and then runs away
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Teletha Testarosa wrote:
elniro wrote:man im hungry
*Slices off elniro's leg and feeds it to him.
wahahaha im not that hungry lol

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Post by SOULS_LEADER »

Okay fine... a fast running Asian Kid... SL draws .357 Colt Phyton*

Let's see who goes fast faster you or my 6 little friends

TT runs*

SL shoots and a direct hit on TT on the head*

Okay no one SHOULD cook TT anymore... :twisted:
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elniro wrote:
Teletha Testarosa wrote:
elniro wrote:man im hungry
*Slices off elniro's leg and feeds it to him.
wahahaha im not that hungry lol
u are now. slices off the arm. (chicken wing?)

SL
u fool

I have metal transplants EVERYWHERE

not to mention they are super heated titanium multi proton nuclear metal.

It is amazingly strong. And I install another substance to prevent radiation damage.

walks back to SL and presses his hands on his head until it crushed. then, drenched SL in oil and threw SL in the super propane cooker.
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Post by SOULS_LEADER »

Horaay Blow tourch!!!!!!!!!!!

Stops*

Wait lets stop this... We have to cook the noobs before we kill each other :twisted:
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
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May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
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what are u talking about?

U ARE a noob >D
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Post by SOULS_LEADER »

hahahah not anymore after being Grilled.... And besides ive been in already for a year and a half already. I ain't new buddy.

Kills TT*

No question about it you dead... 8)

besides I'm 6'0 and my 1 mile time is 6 minutes flat and 12.3 seconds in 100m dash. :roll:
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defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.

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Post by Teletha Testarosa »

i'm faster and taller ^^

by 1 inch

u can't kill me.

I am resistant to all kinds of weapons and tools because of those metal implants
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Hey Tau, we need ya leet admin skillz to kill this wannabe god moder.
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only if he was connected to my game server.. :P

then we could have fun the CPOK.. :P
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Post by KiLlEr »

Teletha Testarosa wrote:i'm faster and taller ^^

by 1 inch

u can't kill me.

I am resistant to all kinds of weapons and tools because of those metal implants
/KiLlEr throws TT into a smelt pot and puts him into a kiln.

Liquid lunch anyone? :twisted:
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