Time for a Caption Contest....

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Time for a Caption Contest....

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Bush: I wonder how he gets his head so shiny?
Nagin: I wonder how his brain got so small?
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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Bush: SO what can I do for you, Mayor Nagin?
Nagin: Be yourself.
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Post by full_metal_sousuke »

Bush: i thought i didnt like black people, but for some reason his shiny head makes my pants tighter! And why does he look like David Blane?

Nagin: I am David Blane the Magic Man!
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Bush: Why is he smiling at me? i better smile back
Nagin:Why is he smiling at me? i better smile back

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Re: Time for a Caption Contest....

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Bush: why is a black dude sitting beside me & why is he looking at me like that?
Nagin: Geez i wonder what jerk put him in charge and now he's looking at me like he's in love.
IT'S TRUE THAT WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A LONG TIME. BUT YOU ACTUALLY SAID " DO I KNOW YOU? ". IT ALMOST MADE ME CRY ~SIGH~
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Post by KashimArbalestAS »

Bush: That guy layed some hefty criticism on me and my administration.

Nagin: That dumbs**t. Oh well, smile for the camera.


Nice idea and pic!
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Bush: "Now when I look into your eyes, Mayor, I can see into your soul. We don't look like it, heh heh, but you and me, I can tell, we're like brothers."
Nagin: "Damn straight, Mr President, I know what you're talking about! We both have that dumbshit gene."
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The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant.

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:shock:

I'm too creeped by that image to even guess at a caption :shock:














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Post by Pyrite »

Ehh... The Mirror Reveals All?

(I was never any good at these caption games.)
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Bush: Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?
Nagin: I think I am B2!

Nagin: Anything you can do, I can do better...
Bush: No you can't...
Nagin: Yes I can!
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Well time for a new picture ....

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If i were Pinocchio my nose would be thiiiiiiis long..
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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█████████
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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█████████
__██____██___

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(Bush in "The one that got away")

Bush: I sware, I caught that WMD with my fly rod and it was this big.
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"With the miracle of modern science, today, at a undisclosed, classified location, brilliant american scientists will be creating a chimera for the benefit of all of mankind. See, they can take material from a whale, and different material from a human being, and create a person with body parts ....this long. Let me tell you, this will not just be for the benefit of the good people of San Fernando Valley."


(long live the manimal!)
The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant.

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Bush: I am Telling y'all It was this big. I was like Wow and Dick was like Wow and Condy was like Wow....
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Jae wrote:Image

"With the miracle of modern science, today, at a undisclosed, classified location, brilliant american scientists will be creating a chimera for the benefit of all of mankind. See, they can take material from a whale, and different material from a human being, and create a person with body parts ....this long. Let me tell you, this will not just be for the benefit of the good people of San Fernando Valley."


(long live the manimal!)

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You know not all of us here in the SF are pornstars...

anyway good one Jae

I have one

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