Bar opens at 8

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:30 pm

* Walks in in rags with chains and open whip lashes *
will some one please tell me why my managers are 7 foot tall brutes? I work at a ticket booth for the love of freedom.... sigh a long week over another one begins....

Tau a double of the "Don't ask because one sip and it's all over" and make it quick they want me back in the arrena at 2 o'clock.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:57 am

// rips into the Bar with the fullauto BarPhalanx

...it's been a sucky week, and the next is gonna be worse...

@Kat
not enough finesse... plus I like bloodred

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:58 am

Gin Ryo no Nari wrote: *ducks in from viewing some of the more serious conversations on the board*

The Bar is actually a place where all the too off-topic for the Off-topic forum posts gather.

*serves TE a milk and the rest of the orders*
Actually I like to see you suffering, it's far more entertainig then watching curling on TV.

*pulls out a 10ft magnifying glass and tries to converge the focal point with TE*
Feeling hot hot hot .....

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:47 pm

Ahh a Tan just what i needed....
* his watch allarm goes off *
Well back to work
* picks up a sword, Grabs a sheild *
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO WORK SALUTE YOU!!

Gin Ryo no Nari · Post by **Gin Ryo no Nari** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:24 pm

Katyusha- I think the 5 Terratonne will do. If not, I'll be in touch

And it's so nice to see that everyone else was having one really crappy a$$ed week too. Maybe it was the planets, Or just Crappy Karma Week in the universe.

TE- Work and sell your soul with Honor! At the end of you'll be rewarded with.... exhaustion. Yep. Pretty sure that's all that is waiting.
Hope work's relatively pain free though. Oh wait - they have whips...

Taurec! Suprise me. Something strong enough to get me to the end of next week when I "celebrate" 3 whole years of my life wasted at my current P.O.E. I'm a bit of a light-weight, it doesn't have to be terribly strong, just lots of it! It wears off quick!
and I have to ask, what isn't more intersting than Curling... *wonders when and why they included it in the Olympics*

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:11 am

That would be vodka with a hint of redbull.
Last years snail marathon is pretty boring ... right now they have covered half the distance.

*serves orders*

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:52 pm

HELLFIRE wrote:// rips into the Bar with the fullauto BarPhalanx

...it's been a sucky week, and the next is gonna be worse...

@Kat
not enough finesse... plus I like bloodred

Meh, it gets the job done doesnt it?

*Mulls over removing the Bar Phalanx and installing a second Bar Goalkeeper in it's place... 30mm Avenger Cannon > 20mm Vulcan*

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:14 am

At this rate were going to need an Army for this forum XD

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:27 pm

We do have one actually, but we had to put the whole bunch in storage when the Dictator cheapened up regarding funding it.

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:53 pm

Not my fault pocky is more important!

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:20 am

XD Fine I call Troops to serve our dictator!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:50 am

Be sure to have the troops bring with them a large supply of Pocky, otherwise they will be annihilated.

It is improper not to bring a gift when appearing before our dictator.

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:17 am

I wonder what in the world curling is about... but then again, I also come from a place where we doesn't even have winter, let alone the Winter Olympics. And my aunt still asks me if our country sent a team in. We're not Jamaican, mon.

Bartender, a One-Ton. *groans*

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:56 am

Okay fine... Call Me Commander SOULS_LEADER then...

COMPANY! ATTENTION!

PRESENT ARMS!

*Salutes*

ORDER ARMS! PRESENT THE POCKY TRUCK!

I HOPE THIS PLEASES YOU OUR DEAR DICTATOR

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:24 am

/me looks over at the pocky and just grunts.