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* TE turns into a scene from the B movie "The Stuff", were his skin peels off and lawyers pour out from within his body.


Are you eating them, or are they eating you?
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:-o *looks around* Personally, I think right now I'd rather be back on Gauron Airlines...

:-P :) 8)

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Hmmm... How do we hurt Armani wearing, jaguar Driving, Lawyers...
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.

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You dont. They're a force of nature, like Tornadoes and Maelstroms.
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You seem to be suffering from CRS...... Stop it with the perv remarks. - K

Actually you can destroy lawyers if you hit them with a Hummer.

They can't resist the exspensiveness and impracticallity of it all. It's like a magnet. :twisted:


Suprised you all hadn't managed to get them all out of here yet. :-o

Alright back to the Grind!

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*staggers into the bar with a sundried nose, puffy eyes, and parched lips*

Bartender , I want some thing strong, but refreshing. One that will dull the pain but put the minerals i lost during my move back inot my system.

And I want alot of it.

I have returned from the road of moving. this weekend i moved from East Central Alabama, to Lubbock, texas. The humidity back in alabama is about 60%, the humidity in Lubbock 20%. Also, my g-mas truck broke down once, and blow out a tire later.
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*Serves a dry Sherry * okaerinasai.
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Whiskey bravo Bel. You ARE still alive...

...I'll have a double of whatever he's having

FINALLLY!! Midterms are over... tho the results aren't anything to shout about.
Fugget the drink... just shoot me here and now...
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Gomen Nasai!!!!!

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Yay for midterms over! That collective sigh always transforms into incessant worry for me... how do you think you did?

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Post by Chief Petty Officer Klerk »

HELLFIRE wrote:just shoot me here and now...

Ok.


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CPOK is taking it easy on HF it seems. LOL :twisted:


But I wont....... Here comes....


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Post by SOULS_LEADER »

LOL!

SL passes out Mark II grenades to everyone in the bar*

"Let's give him his request"

Pulls the pin*

"fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!"

Throws the grenade*
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.

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/MS walks half way through the door, sees grenades and psychotic cat, turns, and runs back out the door.
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* Passes the noob as he walks in the door. *

When terran Was in egypt land Moses said unto pharoh "Let my terran Go."

* Sigh. *

*Kicks the cat out of his chair *

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