Russian pensioner set to take bonk mags to the grave
In case he gets buried alive?
By Chris Williams
Published Tuesday 7th March 2006 15:23 GMT
A pensioner with a dicky ticker has made plans to be buried with his collection of top-shelf filth, Russian daily newspaper Utro has reported.
After a heart attack scare, 65-year-old Vladimir Villisov decided he could not bear to part with his cherished jazz hoard, even in the afterlife. The Mramorskoe man had a customised coffin made to house it, together with his rotting carcass.
He explained: "The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life."
The report gets slightly creepier as Mr Villisov, unmarried, reveals he sometimes lies in the red-satin-lined coffin to - ahem - read his antique Soviet smut. ®
Well, apparently there's a reason why the guy's unmarried. Speaking for myself, I wouldn't want to date or be married to a guy that (probably) masturbates in a satin lined coffin. Way too morbid for me.
Samantha
Kaname: "Sousuke, you are the only person I trust."
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
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