Bar opens at 8

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:47 am

Man that sucks Jae. Hope you castrate the bastard.

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:51 am

Hahaha, it's worse than you guys think! *laughs manically*
It's my father (who used to kick my ass).

But, I'm bigger now and not lacking for brain cells, and he has obvious problems... sooooo

Lethal, right?

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:53 am

Jae wrote:Hahaha, it's worse than you guys think! *laughs manically*
It's my father (who used to kick my ass).

But, I'm bigger now and not lacking for brain cells, and he has obvious problems... sooooo Lethal, right?

Naw, I have a better idea. almost kill him (to the point it would only take a hair's breath to die), let him recover fully...rinse and repeat.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:54 am

who votes we go down there right now and show him some otaku-style justice?

// raises hand

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:55 am

...ow. For want of a better response: that's gotta suck.

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:32 am

Chief Petty Officer Klerk wrote:Naw, I have a better idea. almost kill him (to the point it would only take a hair's breath to die), let him recover fully...rinse and repeat.

I have considered skinning him alive. Someone must be willing to pay decent money for human-skin leather, right? If it takes a few years to peel it all off... eeh, his problem.... and then, inheritance!

Thanks for the revenge offers and suggestions <g>
I knew a forum of gunbunnies could become useful for something

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:34 am

Can I get some energy drink? running a lot everyday is a pain -.-

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:56 am

* KiLlEr chops off both of TT's legs, and servers it in lieu of celery sticks and tomato sauce, as a wanna-be Bloody Mary.

I call it the Bloody TT.

Hows that?

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:05 am

KiLlEr wrote:* KiLlEr chops off both of TT's legs, and servers it in lieu of celery sticks and tomato sauce, as a wanna-be Bloody Mary.

I call it the Bloody TT.

Hows that?

/me orders one for Jae with a side dish of noob with TE sauce.

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:32 am

OMG thats some serious stuff there Jae
how did it happen anyways

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:07 am

He showed up a year ago, unhealthy, no where to go, noone willing to say a kind word to him, and with only $30 in his pocket, and I said 'Sure, you can stay here for a little while!' even though he drives me batty, has disgusting habits, and terrorized my cats.

He's been crashing on my couch since. When we were short for cash a few months ago, I did some major selling of my own stuff to pay bills, which, when I decide to do it is fine.... but when he decides to go through my things, steals them when he has no clue what they even are or how to sell em for more $$$, hides the theft by moving things around (ie, taking just a few at a time from shelves), sells them for a few bucks per disc, doesn't pay any bills or buy anything for the house with that cash, still expects me to keep the water and cable on, lies about it, and then jumps all over me because I asked why I was missing DVDs.... well. That's how. Nothing really new, but I'm an adult now and don't have to take that sort of shit. He knows I'm not messed up like everyone else in the family or that he knows, but he still seems to think I'll let another cycle happen. Course, he's mentally ill. /rant

Arrrrgggg!!!!! I can't kick him out either, it's legally his house. But it's MY home damnit.

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:43 am

*hands a clue bat*
You know how I feel about it...
Live journal ... My Bar .. all there to get some stuff off your chest.
*serves orders*

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:54 pm

Oh just bury him alive. Nobody will miss him from the description you have of him. He isn't worth the bullet in head.

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:30 am

*snickers*
He's not worth the physical work.

I haven't gotten anything lethal yet. But I'll take something yummy while I wait *kicks bartender*

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:10 pm

*serves a strawberry jenever cosmo* *smiles and kicks Jae into HIGH orbit*