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CIA: Mr. President, you have a bannana in your ear

Prz: What?

CIA: I said, Mr. President, you have a BANANA in your EAR.

Prz: What?

CIA: I SAID, MIS_TER PREEESIIDEEENNT YOU... HAAAVE... A... **BANANA** **IIIIN** YOUUR EAAAARRR!!!!!

Prz: Sorry, I can't hear you with this banana in my ear...
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@ Killer T_T

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Glad that I didn't have to read it, I just sign it.
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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Wouldn't you like to know what it says...

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Okay, which of you put the nude picture of Pamela Anderson in here?

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So you want me to sign it right? I know you want me to sign it. I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you want me to sign it. But do you really want me to sign it? I know you want me to sign it, but do you really want me to know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you really want me to sign it? I know you do, but do you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you really want me to?

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Now do I sign it as
"Mr. Bush"
"Mr. Pres"
"Da Prez"
"El Presidente"
"the Bush man"
"The other white Bush"
"Bombadier Bush"
"Bush Bomberman"
"Bombushadilly"
"The Bushmiester"
"The supreme comander of the white comet empire?"
"Darth Bush"
"The Bushinator"

or just

"the Emperor"

CIA: Mr.President, just sign the damn form.
Bush: Hey, at least I took the Banana out of my ear!
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now was that i before e, except after t... or e before t except after i... ohfuggetabut it! *scribbles*

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Congratulations to Elton and Dave... hang on there, something's not right.
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Wanna know who's next on my list?
Aku Soku Zan

Kaname Chidori-Undying Flower
Teletha Testarossa-Goddess of the Sea

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(writing)
"This was such an AWESOME sophmore year!!! It was SO GREAT I had you in, like, sooo many of my classes!! Remember when S. put xxxxx in Mr T's desk drawer?? That was SOOOO funny!!! You were totally in that class, right?? Well, anyway... sooo, next year we'll have junior prom!! I so can't wait! Maybe, like, we'll be in the same classes again, and, maybe hang out sometime! Right... so, have a TOTALLY GREAT summer!!! And, call me sometime!!!
Your Bestest Friend, G *heartheart*"
The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant.

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"How you Doing?"

Is this going to be on the test?
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"My dirty lil seekrit"

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"What's the answer for NAME:? "
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.

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...when I saw this, I COULDN'T resist >D

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Post by SOULS_LEADER »

The guy behind her:


"Hey isn't that George Bush?"

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Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.

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"This phone ain't tapped, is it?"
The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant.

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"Scooter? is that you ??"
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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█████████
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