what would you do in THIS "terrorist" situation

Balikbayan_Boy · Post by **Balikbayan_Boy** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:10 am

im sure everyone would love to share their made-up situations and would definitely love to share how would they perform in the situation... ya dont get it?

ok, heres an example:

There is a terrorist within the building. Intel says it is Gauron with an Osama beard. Souske is at home, in deep thought of how to complicate up Chiori's life. There is no way to get Mithrils help... YOU are a undercover mercenary assigned to .... take pictures of schoolgirls for 20 bucks a piece as commanded by Sergent Kurz Webber...Gauron walk into the room and addresses you as kashim... you are in a standard classroom with no weapons but a pencil and 10 students... WHAT DO YOU DO, i ask... WHAT DO YOU DO!!!!???!?!?!?!?!

Now what YOU do is explain what you would do... then other people will give out the "What if" questions...then if the given situation discussion become boring then YOU make up another one! =D

edgar · Post by **edgar** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:20 am

why would Gauron call me kashim?

first, i'll tell him that he's an idiot for mistaking me for his archenemy. Then i'll bribe him with my collection of school girls photos since he's a old perv and in return, get everyone to safety. i'll tell him that i have more photos in my house but then actually take him to Sousuke's flat where he'll get beaten up by Sousuke.

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:13 am

Well since I would be a paramilitary mercenary that has a very important primary mission to take pictures.
My personal gear would consist of at least a Nikon camera and a Sigma 300-800mm zoom lens for close ups and photo developing chemicals.

I have three options:

Either to use a classmate as my shield to get near to Gauron and club him to death with that 13 lbs zoom lens.
This will be messy and little Timmy-chan shall be missed but he gave his life for the greater good.

But this scenario is not very likely to happen because I copy all my homework from Timmy-chan.

#2
Since Gauron, just like every other maniac is very narcistic.. I would offer him a open-air rooftop photo shoot.
Of course he will gladly accept and while he is taking a few steps back for me being able to to focus. He has a unfortunate accident falling down the rooftop.

Also this is a very unlikely scenario, Weber the cheapskate he is, will never pay me for the Gauron pictures.

So all that lasts is option number three.

Using pencil scrapings, bubble gum and the developing chemicals I will convert the Sigma zoom lens into a RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade) the final words Gauron will hear is: "Say cheesu-desu" before being blown up.

I feel this is the most likely situation.

Balikbayan_Boy · Post by **Balikbayan_Boy** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:04 pm

lol, clever... i like edgars better xP ok, now

[Oh do grow up ....... fast. -T]

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:08 am

...sounds like another go at the FMP! Joint Mission Fic

#1 and #2

Regards

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:15 am

hahahahah!

Well simple, I shall confuse him with Logic

"Kashim!"

"Osama!"

"I am not Osama I am Guaron"

"Then I am Not Kashim, I am SL"

This arguement will go on for a good six hours and both of us will just quit...

Okay What if,

Ms. Chidori and Sergeant Sagara is in a building filled with hostiles in the Middle east. There is no Vegetation for cover The Couple is trapped on the roof top, Handcuffed, Blindfolded, Gagged, with no weapons or equipment . They will be executed if their demands are not met. Mithril has 5 hours. On the ground, there are 22 Stinger operators and about 78 Heavily armed men (Mixture of Machineguns, Snipers, Demo teams, etc). The building is slowly being fortified for the enemy advantage. They are calling in Reinforcements of RK92s from the south and is arriving in 4 Hours. The group that you are in, Is a special Quick response team that DOES NOT have AS capabilities And HQ is about an 3 1/2 Hours south of the building. The team is a 8 man team. This is the best that Mithril can Muster, because SRT can arrive in 8 hours and it would be too late. They do NOT HAVE THE STANDARD MITHRIL TECHNOLOGY. The best equipment they have is almost up to par with the US NAVY SEALs. The enemy knows that the "Couple" Is trapped up there and they WILL detonate the building if slightly anything funny happens. They also make a every three minute roll call session. You cannot affored losing any members and you need to destroy the building... What do you do?

Okay fine, Thanks to Pyrite, You have to save the Couple, and how would you save them?

bapster · Post by **bapster** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:48 am

alrite, i suppose i would stuck up my 10 pencils into gauron a$$ n call the other 10 students to rumble him until he's flat and paranoid....hehehehe

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:43 pm

Pfft. Simply correct his erred assumption at my identity, and unless he's blind, he'll look a little closer and realize that I look nothing like a 17-year-old Japanese boy with a scar on his cheek. Then he will say, "Oh, my bad." Then he will leave me with the rest of the hostages while he carries on with terrorist things.

Meanwhile, I will plot a plan to twart his efforts. Surely, he'll have no intention of staying in the room and watching us the entire time, so when he leaves one of his subordinates to watch us, I'll quickly dispatch him when his back is turned. Then I'll make a move for my nearest cache of weapons located in the school. One by one, I will pick off the subordinates. Then attempt to evacuate as many of the students as possible. And if no back up is available, I will finally have no choice but to go after Gauron myself. Defeating him will be a long shot, but at least I'll have saved most of the students, and with no subordinates, he'll likely be unable to carry out his plans.

Wild Goose · Post by **Wild Goose** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:23 am

ARCLIGHT mission on the building.

Alternatively.....

get on the horn to Mithril and tell Sousuke to get his ass over here pronto.

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:34 am

Yeah, But Sousuke is up there on the Building, incapacitated, and the Only thing that Mithril can send is the Quick response team, sorry for not being clear

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:44 pm

First scenario: Tell Gauron that Kashim's in the Janitor's Office. Send Gauron with a note that he ate the koi. (He won't get it.) Then let them duke it out while everyone else evacs from the school.

Second scenario:

SOULS_LEADER wrote:The enemy knows that the "Couple" Is trapped up there and they WILL detonate the building if slightly anything funny happens. They also make a every three minute roll call session. You cannot affored losing any members and you need to destroy the building... What do you do?

Hmm... I'd try something funny and blow them all up. Sousuke would understand.

*gets stoned for blasphemy*

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:37 am

DAMN IT!

Someones actually smart to figure it out. Hey it's collateral Damage baby!

Well anyway, How would you save the Couple?

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:07 am

Thank you. I've been told that I've a mind like a... well, not-blunt... thing... that you shave yourself with. Or something like that.

If we have to save them, though, we'll try this.

Mithril has 5 hours.

They are calling in Reinforcements of RK92s from the south and is arriving in 4 Hours.

And HQ is about an 3 1/2 Hours south of the building.

Therefore, assuming the team is in HQ, they should hijack the reinforcements, which should reach them in about half an hour.

The rest is simple: stall, sneak the team in, pretend to agree to their demands at the 4-hour mark, get the hostages out, and blow the building up either through treachery or sheer firepower. Classic Trojan Horse.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:54 am

What would I do?

Strip naked, which would stun anyone in the room, pick up the pencil, proceed to walk over to comrade Gauron and stab him in the eye which will kill him. Then proceed to get dressed again and continue with the class as if nothing happened and maybe take a couple of snapshots of the lasses.

Equiv equipment to US seals eh? Tommahawk (mix payload) strike with rapid chopper extraction from the roof for the hostages followed up by a MOAB strike from the Air Farce.

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:23 pm

Pyrite wrote:Classic Trojan Horse.

The problem with such a Classic trojan horse is that it's ..... Classic. <g>

Now if the mission was to save the hostages......

Hack into the communication channels ..... and give out a early warning towards the baddies in the building telling them that the RK92's got hijacked by Mithril and they should prepare and protect the building at all cost.

I would warn the RK92's that the building was overrun by Mithril and they have to conquer the building back at all cost.
Using jammers I would prevent all communications wait for the fight to start.. sneak in and attempt to rescue them in the chaos.