A chat with Mother Superior.

[Taurec]

A nun is sitting with Mother Superior, chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." said the younger nun.


"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."


"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Mother," answered the nun.

"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.

"Well, no" says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"


"And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.

"No, not yet." she answered.

"As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."


The two nuns were silent for a moment.

Then Mother Superior sighed and said,

"You missed the f^#*ing putt, didn't you?"

[Chief Petty Officer Klerk]

LOL Tau!

[Eisenmann]

lol taurec you are a never ending resource of jokes

[HELLFIRE]

BRILLIANCE!!






Regards

[Dark-oneechan]

*falls off chair.*

[KashimArbalestAS]

LOL

[Dark-oneechan]

I've saids it once, I'll say it many more times: The only good thing about golf, is exploding golf balls.

[KiLlEr]

I prefer the golf scene in the movie "Falling down".

[Miz~Chidori]

cute joke