Bar opens at 8

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:05 pm

Is this the real life?

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:06 pm

<enable harmonizer>

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
To me

<disable harmonizer>

Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

<GRATUITOUS HEADBANGING>

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:07 pm

lol either you have read my mind or are a 4chan visitor......

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:36 pm

// insert gratituous image of Taurec, Killer and HELLFIRE riffing and singing said song on the bar

...there's also a jar for tips as well folks

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:56 pm

*clutches change in pocket possessively*

naiomi · Post by **naiomi** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:46 pm

*puts in spare change*
do you take requests?

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:16 am

Most certainly, but it has to be a song we old people remember.

*stares at Miz C using two puppy eyes [ecs] on a stick[/ecs] until she pays up....*

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:03 pm

*surreptitiously puts hand in jar*
Not even worth it.
*looks up to see evil red eyes of said singers*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:57 pm

Got a cure for jackass customers who SAY the boss promised them something
but you're not party to the agreement, have no way of verifying it,
and they hold you responsible that it's not immedately ready for them
when they come in during 'Any time'?

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:47 pm

Ignoration .. and a healthy dose of despise towards the customer...

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:13 pm

A healthy dose of 00 buckshot applied via a spaz 12 shotgun.

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:32 pm

My god i have not heard music like this since nero played his fiddle and rome got toasted... man what a party.. and before that the Who Live at the walls of Jericho.

* tosses in some coins drom a long frogoten age *

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:01 pm

Finally a man who still knows the value of good music.
The first glass is on me my friend.
*serves orders*

Eisenmann · Post by **Eisenmann** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:00 am

do you know the feeling when you wake up and are still drunk?
the only cure is don't stop drinking
give me a bottle of vodka and aspirin+botox for my skin

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:30 pm

...need a porcelin god to go with that booze there Eisenmann?

School starts on monday, joy

I have to remember how to get up
by a decent hour within 48 hours.