My aunt Karen..

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:17 am

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Tony, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the midd le of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the f... away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:55 am

LMAO Tau! Good find comrade!

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:02 pm

That is a good one. And one I hadn't heard before.

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:32 am

I seem to have heard most of them before. Still funny, though.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:41 pm

...yes, Aunt Karen seems like a not a very nice person when she's drunk

Regards

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:05 pm

I guess the military should issue more alcohol than ammo lol.