Bar opens at 8

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:08 pm

You discovered it after waking up sober ??

*Serves a "I want to forget #1" *

This week I'm having Bootcamp so won't be around much.
Behave minions!!!

Some help picking up women..

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if (WomanOfDreamsProximity == "Close") {
   VoicePitch = VoicePitch - 10db;
   EyeStatus = "Wink";
   if (Hair == "Messy") {
      SpitOnHand(StyleHair);
   }
   Spray(BreathFreshener);
   if (BreathFreshenerDestination == "Eyeball") {
       CryLikeABaby();
       Run(away);
       exit;
   }
   loop while (DistanceToWoman > 0) {
       if ((DistanceToWoman mod 2) = 0) {
          MoveLeftFoot(forward);
       } else {
          MoveRightFoot(forward);
       }
   }
   Begin(Conversation);
   if (ConversationResponse == "Hostile") {
      exit;
   } else {
      Giggle(LikeSchoolgirl);
      InviteWoman(Home);
   }
}

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:28 pm

there is a bug in the program.

You're missing this code before "Begin(Conversation); "

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if ( female.MALECOMPANION.exists() && female.MALECOMPANION != this )
{
     if ( female.MALECOMPANION.BUILDTYPE < this.BUILDTYPE )
     {
          this.KICKASS( female.MALECOMPANION ) ;
     }
     else
     {
        if (!this.CELLPHONE.exists() )
        {
              exit( "ERROR: Insufficent BUILDTYPE with missing CELLPHONE") ;
        }
        
       if ( this.FRIENDS_LIST.num_entries > 0 )
       {
              using( this.CELLPHONE )
              {
                  possie = pInvoke( this.FRIENDS_LIST, FAVOR_GLOBAL ) ;
              }
              possie.KICKASS( female.MALECOMPANION, KICKASS_OPTIONS.ALUMINIUM_BAT) ;
        }
        else
        {
              exit( "ERROR: Insufficient BUILDTYPE and empty FRIENDS_LIST ") ;
        }
    }
}

JelliCelli · Post by **JelliCelli** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:40 am

OMG, I'm hoping you didn't actually write that

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:35 am

I did. cuz I'm sick in the head.

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:40 pm

note to self: never again mix cold medicine, birthcontrol and alcohol. they dont like eachother and taking them all in one day makes your body angry.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:28 pm

Hmmmm..

B/C - for sex (or regulation of period, but for the argument, lets say for sex)
Alcohol - Makes you think you want to have sex, but you get too dizzy and unbalanced to "shove the torpedo in the launch tube"
cold medicine - Makes you acurracy even worse, and makes you fall asleep

thats a horrid combination... Unless you want to torture the hell out of yourself.

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:22 pm

*falls off chair laughing* ...

Damn the CEH course is great ... to bad they made me sign a NDA...

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:41 am

@CPOK
three words: M... 79... frag...

@Killer
N1!!

@Tau
trade you my voip notes for the CEH course material

Kelek · Post by **Kelek** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:52 am

Lol, love the programming.

/me buys everyone a round

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:05 pm

*Serves orders*

And Happy Singles awareness day people !!!

Hey kelek .. you an astronaut yet?

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:42 am

<BIG GRIN> !!!!

Wooohooo I made it .. got certified!!! *parties*

@HF I'll try to gather some intel that helped me.
But they were pretty sharp when it came to try and smuggle out course material.

*Buys a round for everyone*

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:06 am

W007! congrats Tau...your shout!

Eisenmann · Post by **Eisenmann** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:54 pm

lumbering is fun...

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:04 pm

Taurec wrote:*Serves orders*

And Happy Singles awareness day people !!!

Taurec wrote:<BIG GRIN> !!!!

Wooohooo I made it .. got certified!!! *parties*

Certified single? *feels like she's missed something*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:27 am

...that too prolly MizChidori. Actually, I think that certification applies to alot of us anyways...

Tall and cold pls Barkeep. Study Break ended up as alot of Break, not
much Study... and now I got midterms I didn't study for