[Spam::Game] FM*P has taught me...

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:20 pm

So, what life lessons has FM*P and the awesomeness that it is taught you?

This is a completely fun game to banter, started over at Jindai_High!
Have fun, be creative :S

Examples:

FM*P has taught me patience... and loads of it
(because if Sousuke and Chidori don't make some kind of move in .3 seconds I'm gonna skjoandka ngkoneoaina dkla)

FM*P has taught me patience... and loads of it
(because if Sousuke and Chidori make any more moves I'm gonna lkjaosk knagokd oagno)

FM*P has taught me Italian pasta trucks transport oh so much more than macaroni!

FM*P has taught me you only have one life to live... unless you're Gauron.

Go on, givit a try ^_~

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:24 pm

FM*P Has Taught Me that there isn't a problem that can't be solved with the right amount of firepower.

Fan4Lost · Post by **Fan4Lost** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:35 pm

I'll repost mine from jindai_high:

FMP! has taught me that explosions make a lot of smoke but do very little damage....and don't harm anyone.

FMP! taught me that you too can be cool dressed in a giant theme park animal costume as long you have a scar and wield a weapon.

FMP! taught me that blue hair can be fashionable.

FMP! taught me that giant robots have feelings too.

FMP! taught me to plant landmines to keep away solicitors and bill collectors.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:59 am

Oh boy, a new spam game to play! We haven't had one in awhile!

FMP has taught me:

- cross-shaped scars on the cheek make for GREAT conversation starters
- there's a reason why out-of-country school trips have been banned
- the new transfer student who always says 'I'm a specialist' REALLY means it
- the rule in anime about the more complex the machine, the easier it is
to use still holds true
- being at high school is even MORE dangerous than the battlefield
- when Kaname says they're real, she MEANS it

I have to go think of some more.

Regards

S7R1K3R · Post by **S7R1K3R** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:30 am

FMP has taught me...

Bananas in the shower are a BIG no no.

hehe this iz fun

Tigerbyte · Post by **Tigerbyte** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:10 pm

FMP! taught me not all submarine captains are old men with beards that bark out orders.

FMP! taught me to start out with large guns when bringing em to school and slowly reduce the size till no one notices (Steyr SPP>G19>G26).

FMP! taught me your superiors will play ignorant for their own entertainment till they need your cooperation (Tessa: Lets see im a what, assault landing submarine captain, Sousuke's commander. Did i miss anything?).

FMP! taught me do not open the bio-hazard container it may dissolve your clothes provoking attacks by angry locales.

hmm need to think of more

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:36 pm

FMP! taught me Evil never dies...

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:48 pm

You left out

"Evil never dies, it just gets rehashed as another plot complication"

Illsteir · Post by **Illsteir** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:00 pm

FMP! taught me: even a tough lieutenant can be a closet otaku

Raishinshi · Post by **Raishinshi** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:18 pm

FM*P has taught me if you're surrounded by a gang of yakuza, just blow your whistle three times and it'll summon Bonta-kun to Fumoffu their asses until they cry!

FM*P has taught me that looks aren't everything, Bonta-kun proved that. FUMOFFU!

FM*P has taught me if you wear glasses, it really does help to use them.

FM*P has taught me Don't mess with your school janitor, he might be a chainsaw weilding maniac.

FM*P has taught me that being in the Rugby Team is the same as being in the Marines.

I'll think up some more later...

Tigerbyte · Post by **Tigerbyte** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:52 pm

FM*P has taught me MY PAYCHECK IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO HORDE ALL THE MERCHANDISE!

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:01 pm

Cute one TigerByte XD

FM*P has taught me that you can leave your pets home alone for days and they'll be just fine (which is convientent for you HS hijaking needs)

FM*P has taught me I should totally try excuses like "My neighbor attacked me with bug spray when I rushed in to save her screaming self" as an excuse for poorly graded homework XD

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:33 am

FM*P has taught me the True identity of the Don Henley "All she wants to do is dance" girl ( kaname )

FM*P has taught me that people can really be dense when it come to a war machine

FM*P has taught me yes a 16 year old can build and captain a ship

Pygmi · Post by **Pygmi** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:32 am

FM*P has taught me it's okay to sneak weapons into school as long as they aren't necessarily lethal.

FM*P has taught me -- it takes two people to be emotionally inept at expressing their feelings for a story to be entertaining-- enough to make you want to reach into the page and strangle both characters