A REALLY Memorable Birthday Present From Your Parent(s)

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A REALLY Memorable Birthday Present From Your Parent(s)

Post by HELLFIRE »

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/08 ... _incident/

...think this makes up for all the years of getting crap presents or
everything BUT the one thing you wanted on your special day :perv: :perv: :perv: :lol: :lol:



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Post by Anonz »

I'm actually surprised
the last time that a stripper showed up to a birthday party and it made headlines, the parents faced criminal charges.
Dr. Phil gave birth to Chuck Norris and Ron Paul helped deliver the baby

...but Neil DeGrasse Tyson will create a black hole with his mind and devour them all.

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Rubbing cream on a strippers buttocks is so much more fun that rubbing cream on the buttocks of a gorilla. :-D
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Post by Raspberry »

Well... if it were a male stripper... :twisted:
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Post by Anonz »

Taurec wrote:Rubbing cream on a strippers buttocks is so much more fun that rubbing cream on the buttocks of a gorilla. :-D
oh dear, where did you come up with that one :-o :-D
Dr. Phil gave birth to Chuck Norris and Ron Paul helped deliver the baby

...but Neil DeGrasse Tyson will create a black hole with his mind and devour them all.

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Anonz wrote: oh dear, where did you come up with that one :-o :-D
Amsterdam'1997 the Banana bar.... :whistle:
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
-
๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
█▄█████▄█
█▼▼▼▼▼
█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
█▲▲▲▲▲
█████████
__██____██___

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Post by Anonz »

I shouldn't have asked... :roll:
lol
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Post by terran empire »

wow.... I mean wow....
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