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/me calmly stops it with his foot (while others are diving for cover) and kicks it back at Shim. Tsk tsk...forgot to cook it shimmy!
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hehe, see, im bored..
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* KiLlEr fixes grenade hole in wall by nailing shim up with some 5d nails.

Since you're (a) board, I may as well put you to some use.

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@Raspberry .. you should smack your bartender with a blunt object.

A Kamikaze is a nice blend between Vodka, Triple Sec and Lime.
or if you want a SoCo Kamikaze you would use Southern Comfort instead of Vodka.

* pulls out the pin and throws it back to shim *

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
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@ Taurec - you can erase this offend to my honour by a free drink. And yes, I ment THAT Kamikaze - it's good to know your bartender does know something about his job:clap: ... But I drank some other Kamikaze flavours too - strawberry and licchi (I'm not really sure how to write this fruit...) :dance:

Hey, shimmy, can I play with you? I have this biiig, spiky club... :twisted:
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* Crashes a helicopter into the hole that shim was covering creating a large explosion *
Bonzi? :-P
any one seen my rotor blades?
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*drives over T.E. with T81*

mmm new parking spot
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Post by shim »

*checks forehead* heres one TE..

and only if ya go piru piru pi pi.. or how ever it is in dokuro chan.. :P
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I'm afraid I have to correct you as it's "piri piri piri piri piri piri..... "
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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pipirupirupirupipirupi

* reaches behind back and pulls out a spike bat, then uses it to turn TE into red goo.

pipirupirupirupipirupi

* reaches behind back and pulls out a spike bat, then uses it to turn TE into red goo.

pipirupirupirupipirupi

* reaches behind back and pulls out a spike bat, then uses it to turn TE into red goo.

lather, rinse, repeat ... much like the show

oh wait, forgot the opening tune

*AHEM*

Opening Song
Sung by Saeko Chiba

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
nande mo dekichau BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU!

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
mahou no gion de jinsei yarinaoshite ageru

iya yo dame yo konna no BAKABAKA
sonna ni GIRAGIRA shinaide
onegai dakara eii!

bokusatsu tenshi chi shibuki DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi shinzou DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
funde shibatte tataite
kette jirashite tsurushite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
bannou chimamire BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU!

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
fushigi na gion de yume kanaete ageru

iya n baka n uffu n DAMEDAME
sonna ni MURAMURA shinaide
onegai dakara eii!

bokusatsu tenshi BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan
kitte nagutte nabutte
sashite sarashite tarashite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
tensai togetoge BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
kawaii gion de jinsei DOKIDOKI BAKUBAKU

hafu n ahi papu yurushite
sonna ni GITOGITO shinaide
onegai dakara eii!

bokusatsu tenshi chi matsuri DONDON ko DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi hanaji dopyudopyu DOKURO-chan
daite dakarete tojikomete
naite waratte koroshite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

bokusatsu tenshi BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan
kitte nagutte nabutte
sashite sarashite tarashite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
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Post by Chief Petty Officer Klerk »

Super strong drink pls. I just got the rude awaking that NO-ONE ever wants. I comrade I know died this morning.
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Sorry for your loss .. Accident?
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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█████████
█▄█████▄█
█▼▼▼▼▼
█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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█████████
__██____██___
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Post by Chief Petty Officer Klerk »

Taurec wrote:Sorry for your loss .. Accident?
Naw. Heart Attack. Pritty much old age got him. At least he was dead before he hit the ground so he didn't feel anything.
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death is an unpleasant thing
Dr. Phil gave birth to Chuck Norris and Ron Paul helped deliver the baby

...but Neil DeGrasse Tyson will create a black hole with his mind and devour them all.
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only for the living.
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