what some idiots do to themselves

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what some idiots do to themselves

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What some idiots do to try and find pleasure.
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Ugh, disgusting >< But, um... what a washer is?..
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The expression of the first EMS worker on the scene:

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washers, or spacers, are a kind of fastener. There are several types, and serve different purposes.

http://www.essortment.com/home/hardwareguidew_tqkr.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washer_%28hardware%29

Needless to say, he must have a pencil d**k
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KiLlEr wrote:serve different purposes.
I think he can sue the washer producers
now .... because the label of the package didn't warn for this kind of usage.
Or maybe he used locktite as lubrican't ... <grin>
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I think I died a little inside...
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Taurec wrote:Or maybe he used locktite as lubrican't ... <grin>
I think you have a typo there. Maybe you meant to press "C" instead of "L" on what he wanted to use? :twisted:
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I have two things to say...

Your epic shipment of fail has arrived...

...and Honorable Mention for Darwin Award if this ends up having a 'permanent' effect on the guy...




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Taurec wrote:
KiLlEr wrote:serve different purposes.
I think he can sue the washer producers
now .... because the label of the package didn't warn for this kind of usage.
Or maybe he used locktite as lubrican't ... <grin>
and some of you wondered why this label was necessary:
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...you make it idiot-proof, they make a better idiot.

You try and make it stupid... well, that's just an exercise in futility :roll: :roll:




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Well, at least from the Darwinian perspective, this little adventure will probably keep this guy out of even the shallow end of the gene pool...
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