Pro putin
I cought this on reuters oddly Enough News and realized i could have fun with this so here goes the News with a spin
In MOSCOW Prime minister Vladimir "the Great" Putin was thanked by legions of villagers for his heroic Rescue of them from the monarchical Clutches of a monstrous blood thirsty beast! The great Defender of the people went forward into the wilderness to save the earth, when a few poor innocents from the Russian Press wonder into the hunting grounds of a tyrannical Predator bent on there oppression and consumption the Great hero of the people stepped in at the last second and grappled heroically with the beast invoking the image of Hercules and thus Slue the beast and save the people thus.
I cought this on reuters oddly Enough News and realized i could have fun with this so here goes the News with a spin
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Anti putin
In Moscow the People Wonder as to the Reason behind there Former Presidents unprovoked horrifying attack on a poor defense less endangered spices ( not in or even about Georgia.) Dressed in Para military garb the former president of the Russian Federation took a trip into the National forests of Siberia during which he did knowingly and sadistically shoot the poor harmless animal that until recently was on the brink of extinction. some question his motives for attacking weaker beings and as too weather this Former KGB puppet master is just a bully.
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I bet that tiger was KGB too 
Now if he would have wrestled, killed and eaten that Tiger it would have made the discovery channel.
Now if he would have wrestled, killed and eaten that Tiger it would have made the discovery channel.
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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Oh he didn't miss...he just hit the wrong target!LeoXiao wrote:Reminds me of Cheney, but hunting tigers is a lot more badass than quail. And he didn't miss, either.
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