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Vacation plans? try Somali Cruises.....

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http://www.somalicruises.com/

It's like a safari, only better

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

:twisted:

Has to be fake ... but damn amusing.
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
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I love the rates. :)

Specially the Ammo.

I wanna go!! Go with the Minigun, anyone want to chip in? }B>
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I'm in if your in!
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Well, who knows? We might end up having our own "Black Lagoon" adventure xD
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Raspberry wrote:Well, who knows? We might end up having our own "Black Lagoon" adventure xD
Dibs on the woman who is like revi!
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OMFG!
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I'll come when they'll bring harpoon missiles aswell.
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..sign me up anyday. Just need the backup airstrike and Delta Force rescue waiting in the background in case anything goes south :twisted:




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Got bored / curious / hackerish, so I started digging,
so checked what IP address the website resolved to:
> nslookup somalicruises.com
Server: somalicruises.com
Address: 99.192.133.160
Also checked with OpenDNS, just to check:
Server: resolver1.opendns.com
Address: 208.67.222.222

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: somalicruises.com
Address: 99.192.133.160
Then did an ARIN query as to who owned that IP address / range:
OrgName: Easy Online Solutions, Ltd.
OrgID: EOS-17
Address: 31800 Northwestern Highway, Suite 340
City: Farmington Hills
StateProv: MI
PostalCode: 48334
Country: US

ReferralServer: rwhois://rwhois.easyonlinesolutions.com:4321

NetRange: 99.192.128.0 - 99.192.191.255
Goto http://www.easyonlinesolutions.com/ if you want to know what these guys do.

So back to the question though, what's up with the domain name?
So I did a WHOIS on the domain name
Domain Name: SOMALICRUISES.COM

Registrant [1883188]:
Moniker, Privacy Services
Moniker Privacy Services
20 SW 27th Ave.
Suite 201
Pompano Beach
FL
33069
US


Administrative Contact [1883188]:
Moniker, Privacy Services
Moniker Privacy Services
20 SW 27th Ave.
Suite 201
Pompano Beach
FL
33069
US
Phone: +1.9549848445
Fax: +1.9549699155


Billing Contact [1883188]:
Moniker, Privacy Services
Moniker Privacy Services
20 SW 27th Ave.
Suite 201
Pompano Beach
FL
33069
US
Phone: +1.9549848445
Fax: +1.9549699155


Technical Contact [1883188]:
Moniker, Privacy Services
Moniker Privacy Services
20 SW 27th Ave.
Suite 201
Pompano Beach
FL
33069
US
Phone: +1.9549848445
Fax: +1.9549699155


Domain servers in listed order:

ns1.mojohost.com
ns2.mojohost.com

Record created on: 2009-04-30 10:07:04.0
Database last updated on: 2009-05-06 19:03:07.943
Domain Expires on: 2010-04-30 10:07:05.0
But I'm not done yet, I did a Google search of Moniker Privacy Services on Google
and found this article:

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/moniker-privacy-services-c206020.html

I'd take this with a grain of salt, but not exactly a glowing recommendation of these guys.
To add to it, Google also came back with this info record

http://whois.domaintools.com/brooklynjobs.com

Check the DomainTools Exclusive and WHOIS Record output. I don't know about anyone else
but in my case my BS alarm is going off like a 10tonne elephant thru the Savanna.

I'd still go with anyone that wants to join in, but Caveat emptor if you're booking thru these guys...




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LOL ... you assume that there are really people out there that thought it was real?
If it did exist it would have made CNN in a day.
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
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█▼▼▼▼▼
█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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█████████
__██____██___
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Taurec wrote:you assume that there are really people out there that thought it was real?
Tau, you work in IT. Show me a time where you didn't have to explain to
a user "don't trust everything you see on the Internet"




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Sad but true.... can't I have a dream??
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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...till reality intrudes...




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