Two trees and a woodpecker

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Two trees and a woodpecker

Post by KiLlEr »

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
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Aww they aren't that hard to find. ;)
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Post by Chief Petty Officer Klerk »

LMAO!
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Nyahaha xD Good one, oh yes ;>
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Post by HELLFIRE »

Thx for the smile of the day Killer... I needed that :lol: :lol:



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love these witty jokes
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