Bar opens at 8

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:54 pm

was Wondering why my Milk went sour this morning.

Post by **Taurec** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:47 pm

You must be wrong ... I suddenly crave for a Milk shake... >:)

Damn cpok fake a whiplash and sue....

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:37 pm

...what, no pics of the car right AFTER the incident? It... didn't... happen...
Meh, where's that FAIL pic of how to load a moose at 60kph....

...less than 24hours to find out my (professional) fate... wish me luck

Post by **Taurec** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:43 pm

Good luck?
Getting a review?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat May 09, 2009 8:38 am

Worse... the great game played worldwide of "Are You Redundant to this Company in this Day and Economy?"

// pours a glass or two

Good News is it looks like I get to keep my job for the forseeable future. I'll
see how long that forseeable future is when it comes time to sign the renewal contract.

// and an extra round for anyone who has already lost or is going to lose their job over the next couple of months

I don't know if its worse for those that get cut or those that get left behind...

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed May 20, 2009 7:43 pm

I need a Drink.... It's been a weird and odd Week
On Saturday I was Accused of stealing from work and Axed....
On Sunday I went looking for new Work....
On Monday morning I was called by my then Ex employer...
Monday Afternoon My Ex employer got down on her hands and knees and begged me too come back.... She even gave me a raise.... and begged my forgivenesses over the wrongfully accusation well having the One armed man escorted out.

And now I am Due back at work in a few moments so
thats one free "We feel sorry for you drink" fallowed by a round on me! You get that barkeep

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:24 am

Any boss can terminate for cause... it takes a bigger boss to come back and say the cause was unjustified.
If it were me TE, I'd get it in writing but keep it somewhere discrete as a reminder which one you have.

Just signed my contract extension for TWO years... and I got word come the end of July, no more nightshift
rotations for me. And I FINALLY have two days off to myself. Shoot me, I must be dreaming...

BARKEEP!! TALL AND COLD AGAIN FOR EVERYONE HERE!!

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:14 pm

Congratulations to the both of you.... I wonder when they are going to kick me out?.... I've been working there almost 10 years and I'm getting expensive... <g>

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:34 am

*pops into the bar at KiLlEr's prodding*

Whee! A bar! Can I have a Heineken? And a Sam Adams Oktoberfest. I want to mix the two and see what happens!

*Grabs the two, downs them at the same time*

Whee! I'm drunk!

Oh, and I need a bucket! KiLlEr said I could get one here, so that I can fight off the Nazi zombie hordes!

*Grabs a random bucket and wobbles back off to his translation page*

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:22 am

/me thinks its time for another BBQ!

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:09 pm

I have almost completed my machine who can stab people in the face via the net. I need beta testers.

First we need to marinade that nod cupcake.

*serves orders*

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:01 pm

*returns to the bar, completely apologetic*

I'm so sorry! I was totally on a sugar high! T-T

Chief Petty Officer Klerk wrote:/me thinks its time for another BBQ!

... I don't like where this is going. >.> Should I be running at this point in time? Because I'm fearing for my life.

Taurec wrote:I have almost completed my machine who can stab people in the face via the net. I need beta testers. Gauron

First we need to marinade that nod cupcake.
tongue

*serves orders*

o-o I'm scared now... Besides, you don't want to kill me! I'm the PR for the translation group for the light novels! If you kill me now, they won't be released!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:24 pm

Just a note. I'm borrowing David Gilmore's meat grinder again for the BBQ.....

and the portable flambé device

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:29 am

As much as I was expecting this response, and as much as I was wondering what punishment you all would come up with... I'm still thoroughly terrified.

Wait a minute...

KiLlEr! You were the one who told me to come here! T-T Ah, I am wounded. In the eternal words of Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!" I say this because, if you are going to BBQ me, I at least wanted to do something truly n00bish before I go.

*hangs head, prepares for flambé*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:41 am

Methinks it's time to dust off the ol' Cyclops... where's the keys to the WMD locker again?

// fumbles around in pockets

@UltimateKane99
You'll survive the BBQ, most of our initiates have. Whether you emerge as the same person is... debatable

BTW, which episode of CLANNAD is your avatar from?

Tall and Cold again... 5 straight nights coming up this week, and 7 straight nights the week after that... oh boy