Bar opens at 8

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:18 pm

The episode is #3. If you are using [SS-Eclipse] version of Clannad, then start at the 13:01 mark, where Tomoya wakes up Sunohara, which is absolutely gut-bustingly funny, and then they spot Kyou's little mini-boar in the bushes, go grab it (Sunohara acts REALLY sketchy around Botan, the mini-boar's name), and then Kyou appears, yells out "KORA!!", and the ensuing scene takes place. XD INSANELY HYSTERICAL.

A similar scene occurs in After Story, in the second episode. If you are using [[SS-Eclipse]'s version again, then it is at the 7:14 minute mark, when Kyou does a Godzilla like super-stomp towards Sunohara, and then sends him flying before he even knows he was hit. Her dictionary makes a sonic boom in that scene!! XD

Edit: If you can't tell, I'm a complete Clannad fanatic. I'm an FMP! fanatic as well, but Clannad made me cry AND laugh IN THE SAME EPISODE, and, as depressing as The Second Raid was, I can't say it made me cry. Sorry...

Double Edit: What the hell? I'm a water balloon? What's that?

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:35 pm

It states the metal damage you have done to others while posting.

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:20 pm

Taurec wrote:It states the metal damage you have done to others while posting.

NOOOO! I didn't mean to cause mental damage! (well, not too much, anyway.

) Ah well. The big point is that we're doing translations, and life is beautiful right now!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:30 pm

UltimateKane99 wrote: I'm a water balloon? What's that?

* raises Eyebrow and puts on Mr. Spock ears. *
A water balloon or water bomb is a latex rubber bladder filled with the Chemical Di hydrogen Monoxide (H2O). A user may throw or launch a Di hydrogen Monoxide filled balloon at a desired target. They are commonly used by children for practical jokes or water balloon battles. They are most illogical.

* Slings one at the UK99*

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:20 am

*sploosh*

*UK99 is soaked. It's super effective!*

... Oh, it's ON now!

*grabs a fire hose, fills 50 water balloons in rapid succession.*

To the death!

*starts flinging the water balloons at random patrons, directing three at TE, and one at the BarPhalanx for fun.*

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:51 am

You did know you are mostly water. }B>

* KiLlEr stuff UltimateKane99 into a water balloon and fires him out a hypersonic cannon, unfortunately humans cannot stand such acceleration and so UltimateKane99 turns into pudding upon launch.

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:26 am

Whee! I'm a fun-filled gelatinous mass! Yay!

*splats against the wall*

*calls upon his knowledge of DS9 to reform into a human*

Whew. Thank goodness I took those lessons in transformation from Odo.

*grabs another 5 water balloons from his stockpile and throws them at the hypersonic cannon. The cannon explodes.*

Yay for dihydrogen monoxide! That's what you get when it's made in China.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:43 am

*KiLlEr unloads a dozen more Hypersonic cannons and pummels UltimateKane99 with a barrage of superheated water ballons.

The thing about stuff thats made in china, they may break easy, but you can buy ALOT of them for dirt cheap....

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:51 am

Well... This'll be a bit difficult to reform from...

*goes around the bar, picking up various parts of himself*

Ah. Finally, all back together again.

*Eyes KiLlEr's arsenal of hypersonic cannons*

I do have to admit that the Chinese are good at that. But Americans are way better than the Chinese at one thing.

*calls an airstrike down on the cannons*

WE BLOW STUFF UP GOOD!!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:55 am

LOL

Lo, pityful toys...

* KiLlEr unleashes the Grand Zentreadi fleet, around 4.8 million ships. Lays down a barrage of converging bean cannons which obliterates 97% of the earth's surface..........

* KiLlEr then calls in the Death Star, and wipes out a few planets for good measure......

* KiLlEr then finally calls in Kraal's giant Star Cruiser,armed with the deadly Solar Ray, and wipes out the sun.......

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:02 am

WTF?!? I thought we were keeping this in our planet?!? Bringing in other forces isn't fair!

Because if you bring in fleets, then I get to bring in my own fleets...

*calls up several Doom Stars with Stellar Converters from the Antarean Fleet, then brings in several Pyro-GX's, the 5 Nodos, Gundam Wing Zero Custom, 50 UEF Commander-class mechs, and 12 Tengen Toppa Gurren Laganns.*

Let's get it on!

*orders them to attack KiLlEr's fleets*

*Uses the Psilon's science to research Artificial Planet Construction and rebuilds the earth. Then takes Jupiter, collapses it into a sun, and sets the Earth in an orbit around Jupiter*

Bwahahahahaha! Fear the power of the multiverse!

Edit: *For good measure, throws 10 Tiberium asteroids at your ships.*

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:27 am

/me *giggles* like a Jap school girl...

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:16 pm

Hmm. I have one choice left...

* KiLlEr calls in the SBC Yamato

and the battle is as follows (a.k.a. the standard SBC Yamato script):

Wildstar: FIRING WAVE MOTION CANNON!

* 1/3rd of the enemy fleet is destroyed

* the rest of the fleet attacks the yamato, its a burning smoking hulk, flames pouring out of the hull (in deep space no doubt)

Sandor: Bridge #3 destroyed

Wildstar: FIRE WAVE MOTION CANNON!!!

* the next 3rd of the enemy fleet is destroyed, camera pans back to Yamato and it looks like it just came out of its dock for the first time, all shiny and new

* Yamato takes another pounding for the remaining enemy fleet

Sandor: Bridge number 3 destroyed!

Wildstar: Those bastards won't get away with it! Fire Shock cannons!

* The shock cannons, all 12, hit the enemy fleet, ships blister and explode. The Yamato is again a smoking hulk

Sandor: Bridge #3 destroyed!

Wildstar: send out the Tiger Squadron!

* Fighters buzz around the enemy fleet fireing madly, doing no damage. They head back to the Yamato, which doesn't have a scratch on it.

Wildstar: FIRE WAVE MOTION CANNON!

* The last of the enemy fleet is reduced to cosmic dust.

Wildstar: Thats the end of them!

Nova: Oh Wildstar!

* The Yamato steams away in to the, erm, Jupiter-set with a billow of smoke exuding for its hull

doo-doo daaaaaaa, da da da daaaaaa, doo-dooo daaaaa, da da da daaaaaaaa! dee deee dah, da da dadaaaaa! daaaa daaaa da daaaaa!

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:53 pm

o-O

Ok.... Your battleship just sank 12 mechs whose estimated lengths are supposed to be 10 million light years... I'm impressed!

XD

Good battle! I haven't had this much fun in a long time! This rounds on me, then!

... Wait, what the heck? Why is the bar still here? Didn't we raze the Earth the first time around? What the heck is this bar made out of?

Ah well.

>.> By the way, I'm almost certain that your SBC Yamato violates the laws of the space-time continuum.

Don't forget to have your papers checked out by the STC Committee!

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:04 pm

/me walks into the bar with an oversized briefcase like device and places it on the counter.

/me punches in a few numbers into the number panel and and 2 seconds later the whole bar is vaporised with everyone in it in a nuclear fireball!