Bar opens at 8

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:11 pm

*UK99 wonders what the hell is screwy with the BarPhalanx that it's not stopping CPOK from destroying the bar*

*reforms himself from his ashes*

Cough! What the... CPOK, you got ashes in my Heineken! Why?!?

Besides, do you have any idea how long this takes to rebuild? It takes at least 1 turn! That's incredibly annoying!

*Uses the Psilons to research Virtual Reality Network. Then uses the one UEF Commander-class mech he had left in reserve to rebuild the bar and install the VR system into it.*

There. Now we can have our space battles WITHOUT having space battles. Beers are all on CPOK for destroying the bar.

And just so that CPOK doesn't get the chance to use a suitcase bomb again...

*Installs a Class X shield and three inch thick Adamantium armor onto the BarPhalanx, and then shoves a Moleculartronic computer into it to make it smarter.*

... I think I just remodeled the bar AND the BarPhalanx. How many offenses against the bar is that?

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:47 pm

UltimateKane99 wrote:*UK99 wonders what the hell is screwy with the BarPhalanx that it's not stopping CPOK from destroying the bar*

*reforms himself from his ashes*

Cough! What the... CPOK, you got ashes in my Heineken! Why?!?

Besides, do you have any idea how long this takes to rebuild? It takes at least 1 turn! That's incredibly annoying!

*Uses the Psilons to research Virtual Reality Network. Then uses the one UEF Commander-class mech he had left in reserve to rebuild the bar and install the VR system into it.*

There. Now we can have our space battles WITHOUT having space battles. Beers are all on CPOK for destroying the bar.

And just so that CPOK doesn't get the chance to use a suitcase bomb again...

*Installs a Class X shield and three inch thick Adamantium armor onto the BarPhalanx, and then shoves a Moleculartronic computer into it to make it smarter.*

... I think I just remodeled the bar AND the BarPhalanx. How many offenses against the bar is that?

F*ck it...he's yours Hellfire.

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:32 pm

Chief Petty Officer Klerk wrote:F*ck it...he's yours Hellfire.

... I can't tell if this will end well or poorly.

Either way, I enjoyed it while it lasted!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:13 pm

* emerges From the ruins and grabs his drink.*
Hmmm

* looks around and sees only cockroaches and himself *

Damn it's true.

* vanishes back under cover *

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:49 pm

... I am classified as a cockroach now. Well, I guess it could be worse.

By the way, what's true?

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:03 am

*Returns from R&R .... and sees the bar in ruins*

Guess I'll have to take some disciplinary actions.

Now where is my toolbox?

*Nails CPOK, UK99 and KilLer stark naked to the outside wall and plants a huge magnifying glass info front of them*

*Waits for the sun to rise*

Tonight we'll have a BBQ special that will include toasted eh .. weeners.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:15 pm

/me taps Tau on the shoulder...what do you think of my new cloning tech?

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:25 am

*sun rises*

I'm MELTING!!!!

*UK99 melts into a puddle*

UK99: Save me, Odo!

Odo: Save yourself, retard.

UK99: Aw...

*Reforms from the puddle*

Well, now that that's over with... Tau, I have accepted and endured your consequence. Now can I get a Heineken?

Please and thank you!

*wanders over to the VR section and plays Crysis. Still naked, of course.*

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:11 pm

Pi piru piru piru pi piru pi!!!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:46 am

Watch them Tau I think Killer is Solar powered!!

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:46 am

I think he's summoning the Patapon Army! RUN!!

Wait...

I just googled it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL3remBDiy0

... WTF. Seriously? I think you just ruined every dream and nightmare I will ever experience for the rest of my life. I'm scarred by the opening alone... Did she just kill a character, stab him with her spiky bat, and then hug him and tell him she loved him? WTF.

I'm scared now...

*Runs away from the VR system which made the entire YouTube video horribly 3D and tangible.*

Tau, run! KiLlEr is going to kill us with a psychotic, creepily loli angel! RUN!

So... Scarred...

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:07 pm

* KilLer unleashes Dokoro-Chan and (a similar majou shoujo gone mad) Punie-chan on UK99.

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:13 pm

and Nero fiddled well Rome burned.....

UltimateKane99 · Post by **UltimateKane99** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:17 pm

I think... I think you've actually found my weakness that I didn't even know that I had. I'm horribly scared of loli or loli-esque girls who are incredibly violent and magical.

If they are normal, or at least semi-plausible, then I feel a sense of empathy with them (My sister has a super-tsundere personality, except none of that mushy side that tsundere's commonly have once the main male lead gets past the brutality. Well, none to my knowledge.). But... Magical, violent, lolis... I think I'm truly mortified by their existence...

*Keels over into his Heineken without retaliating*

Hurgablegh....

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:46 am

incidentally, this is my fav amv:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL5AVz4r ... re=related