Female biological firewall

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:17 pm

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Petabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:17 pm

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:23 pm

that is toooo goood. LMAO

but its 1.5 petabytes, not terabytes.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:43 am

I wonder if an XX'er in the IT field would understand just how funny that is...

Brightened my day Tau

Regards

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:53 am

Well maybe they used compression?
But next time I'll do the math myself.

*Updated*