How Twilight works.

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:03 pm

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

While reading that I nearly choked laughing..

So what about men that like Twilight?

If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:40 am

Baricade your doors from the million-odd fangirls (and fanboys) you've just pissed off Tau

// ducks from the inevitable lynchmob

Regards

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:29 pm

I'm going to show this to a friend om mine who's going to visit tomorow evening. She really loves the twilight stuff.
Don't know if she'll be able to appreciate it though

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:18 am

So... what was her response? Do tell, Naz

Regards

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:43 pm

Damn it... I forgot. It must be alzheimers

I'll see again to day.... must not forget... must not forget!!!

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:17 pm

...that was 3 days ago... did you forget again Naz?

Regards

cullenk · Post by **cullenk** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:00 pm

BOLO for Naz? Maybe she reacted badly...

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:51 am

I'm telling you... it's alzheimers. I even forgot to comeback and tell that I forgot.... again

cullenk · Post by **cullenk** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:04 pm

While on the subject of sparkly vampires:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqvg0C90FhM

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:56 am

Still alzheimers Naz?

Regards

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:55 pm

Where am I?? Who are you people?? And what am I doing here???

Haven't seen here since two weeks ago.

@ cullenk: love the alternative ending

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:45 pm

Watched a few more of the alt endings... don't you just wish sometimes

// hands Nazgul his patent-pending cure-all for brainfarts, moments of dumb, and general mental breakdowns(tm)

We're still waiting...

Regards

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:23 pm

Twilight is the evil that will one day end this world.

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:15 am

To prevent more hurtfull remarks and not get killed by my brothers girlfriend I emailed her the link

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:51 am

the only girls that like those books are the ones that know shit about boys. i was like ha! no porn! that would never happen!
also teens are insufferable, as a legal guardian of a 17 year old boy i have a right to say that. god girls that age suck. i hate that i was one.