Bar opens at 8

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:33 pm

@Noir .. Cool didn't know that site.

Finally a proper explanation of rugby:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0Fp16XhZo

After watching it for 12 times I almost get it ... *watches again*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:51 pm

http://szelesut.hu/news/971/

...where's my jerry can of gasoline...

Say what you will about Jobs, Henry Ford or Edison he ain't.
...but I still hate Apple

Tall and cold again... it's the weekend, and I don't want to do anything.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:08 am

Barkeep, give me the strongest drink in the house. I just inherited a 14 year old daughter.

My Wife's Uncle just passed away, and we've taken his daughter into custody... errr.... custodianship....

I may need to borrow the BarPalanx for a bit........ to ward off the would be boyfriends...... ya know.... the whole deterrent thingy..

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:54 pm

Sorry for your loss..

Just print this an make them sign at the dots ...

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

......................................................

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:14 pm

KiLlEr wrote:Barkeep, give me the strongest drink in the house. I just inherited a 14 year old daughter.

My Wife's Uncle just passed away, and we've taken his daughter into custody... errr.... custodianship....

I may need to borrow the BarPalanx for a bit........ to ward off the would be boyfriends...... ya know.... the whole deterrent thingy..

Sorry to hear that comrade Killer.

Best way to keeps the boys at bay? Turn her into a Anime/Gaming geek.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:59 am

Condolences as well Killer. The BarPhalanx keys are in the usual lockbox, along with choice
of depleted uranium, willie pete, hivelocity, or BANG rounds.

@Tau
Thanks for the smile of the day. Oldie but goldie, I'd LOVE to see what'd happen if someone had to
sign that just to go on the first date

@CPOK
Tag... you're it!

And do you REALLY think we're any better

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:59 am

Chief Petty Officer Klerk wrote:Turn her into a Anime/Gaming geek.

She's halfway there. gaming geek - check. gonna get her hooked on anime.

Thanks for the warm condolences, and the warm depleted uranium rounds.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:37 pm

Tall and Cold again, so last week was a complete gongshow at work... I basically had to come in Saturday to
do the work I was trying to do monday morning. Got dinner with the folks afterwards, which was nice, and
a fairly restful sunday.

....Come in monday AM and found all my work had been undone in that the ticket count was back where I'd
started it last week. I can't win...

Also eyeing a new HDD. The lovely 2TB I bought as the new DL drive is DANGEROUSLY near capacity, wondering
if I should go for another 2TB (WD Black edition), or go for a 3TB.

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:05 pm

Two or Three TB to lose ...

I kicked out the blacks because I couldn't set the firmware anymore to enable TLER .. the ##$@!! locked the firmware.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:03 am

Ready to rip your hair out yet Killer?

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:43 pm

Nah. thats not gonna happen

I have plenty of Rope and know how to use it.

And a WWII German sniper's rifle if necessary.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:09 pm

You mean this Tau?

Why I stick with Blacks is the 5yr warranty, but then again in all the WDs I've owned,
they've never given me reason to complain.

One more day and it's friday... may I should pull out the friday song again

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:06 pm

Yeah thats it.
I like WD but I refuse to pay a lot more for the same HDD where the only difference is a single bit in the firmware..

But try and stick those blacks in a raid array ... and at random the drives will drop out of the array.

it's gonna be a cold winter here ........

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:34 pm

RAID-schmaid.... don't know why so called "power users" are so enamoured with them. Couple months
ago I get a call out of the blue asking me how to recover the data from a RAID0 array when one of
the drives crapped out. I'm like, you went into this without checking the ramifications, and you
want ME to fix THIS?! Oh, and by the way, I'm out of town for the weekend?

PLEASE don't remind me of the impending season-that-shall-not-be-named. I need to move to the equator or something.

Tall and Cold, and Happy Halloween! Time to set the tripwires and landmines

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:14 am

Chief Petty Officer Klerk wrote: Best way to keeps the boys at bay? Turn her into a Anime/Gaming geek.

Mission accomplished.. She's joining her school's anime club.