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HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri May 02, 2014 6:59 pm

20 Jokes That Only Geeks Will Understand

....soooo, how many did you get?

I missed #2, #6, #9, #12, and #13. I LOVED! #20. Tall and Cold, it's FRIDAY!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sat May 03, 2014 4:09 am

I get all of them.Some of them are just plain silly. LOL

ooooo Cosplay (with body paint)!

http://www.break.com/pictures/cosplay-i ... nt-2448211

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon May 05, 2014 2:55 am

Oh? Care to explain about those ones I missed? I feel like I'm missing something here...

Funny how most of them are Marvel chars, but hey...

...Tall and Cold, the weekend wasn't long enough as usual

Post by **Taurec** » Mon May 05, 2014 7:13 pm

#1 I don’t get it, but I’m stealing this one.
#9 Would have to read Being and Nothingness but I won't.

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality.

(aah the oct 31 you should know)

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:01 pm

Never mind, looks like there's an explanation of some of them here.

...but I STILL don't get the Oct 31 / 10/31 / 31/10 to Dec 25 / 12/25 / 25/12 one...

Post by **Taurec** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:08 pm

Lol, octal 31 = decimal 25 ..... badum tsssss.
Martini ... think plural....

It took me a while to get the logical one...

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue May 06, 2014 11:30 pm

Basically the being and nothingness one plays of of the concept "Existence precedes Essence". Meaning: things cannot have a purpose before they exist. i.e. no such thing as a predetermined destiny.

So, the purpose of cream (to be put in coffee) does not exist, if cream does not exist, and so the concept of putting it (or not putting it) in coffee also doesn't exist.

Its stupid, and the explanation offered on the other site is wrong. LOL

#2: A rhetorical question has no answer, therefore a rhetorical joke has no punch line.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed May 07, 2014 1:21 pm

Lol, octal 31 = decimal 25 ..... badum tsssss.

okay, question answered, Taurec...

#2: A rhetorical question has no answer, therefore a rhetorical joke has no punch line.

...kinda reminds me of an old line I recall : what happens when an irresistable force meets an immovable object.
Try answering that from a physics or a philosophical perspective.

Okay, now that our brains are broken, here's something alittle easier on the noggin... . If the style / voices sound familiar, its
because its from Lauren Faust and Tara Strong.

I'd've LOVED for them to have brought this out as a full-fledged series, if nothing for the humor and oneliners...
watch if you dare.

Post by **Taurec** » Sun May 11, 2014 12:57 pm

Taurec reconsiders ...

Funny story ..

http://www.tickld.com/x/marinemistake

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed May 14, 2014 3:57 am

Moral of the story... never screw with (Nordic) kids, is that it?

My place flooded AGAIN last week... no my actual unit was not affected, nor was it the cause.
Seems floors 11 down either had the fire sprinklers go off or plumbing blew. The REALLY fun part
is both elevators are out of commission till at least thursday, so guess what walking up and down
17 flights of stairs is like day in and day out.

This weekend is Calgary's local anime con, so a bunch of prep work associated with that

Tall and Cold...

Post by **Taurec** » Wed May 14, 2014 8:46 pm

... you mean you actually use elevators?

And for us Europeans ... Vote...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4iDnsS6wBY

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu May 15, 2014 4:34 am

...Well I don't have access to a construction crane or my own personal helicopter to go up and down
that many sets of stairs Taurec... perhaps you'd like to give it a go and see what you think of it?

All I know is my calves have given notice for early retirement... and apparently the elevator repair
company bailed on us today. If I have to go thru the weekend and into tuesday next week without the
elevator, I'm going to go nuclear

...and fully agree with that youtube clip : exercise your fscking RIGHTS rather than b*tch / whine / moan / make excuses...

Tall and Cold pls

Post by **Taurec** » Thu May 15, 2014 7:23 pm

No climbing gear to rope down?

But still it's a great opportunity to train those skinny sticks.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri May 16, 2014 5:15 pm

Oh, walking down is NO problem... you've got gravity on your side. It's walking UP that's the PITA!

Good news is the elvator seems fixed, I just hope it's permanent.

Tall And Cold, going to be insane after work and through the weekend, too bad the weather's going
to be crap...

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Fri May 16, 2014 9:14 pm

Here Hellfire...Have a cup of cement and get back to those stairs