Bar opens at 8

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed May 23, 2018 10:40 pm

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/2 ... eu_drafts/ -- so kinda like "thou shalt not shoot
at anything bearing a Red Cross / Crescent in times of war" ... but knowing history, how quickly such "rules" are forgotten / flaunted.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/2 ... t_sd_card/ -- HAHAHAH, Umm, yeah, can you airlift us an SD
card on the next supply flight? KTHXBAI!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/2 ... ttleships/

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/2 ... en_source/ -- Ahh, Eudora, the warm feelings of nostalgia...

Caught Deadpool 2... found it somewhat amusing but not "HAHAHA!" amusing. Also liked this rendition of Juggernaut, MUCH more menacing than
the version in the 3rd(?) Xmen movie.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat May 26, 2018 6:37 pm

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/2 ... ndictment/
https://regmedia.co.uk/2018/05/24/barrissindictment.pdf

If you run into anyone who thinks SWAT'ing is such a fun prank to play, send them to read this. I SINCERELY hope
these morons get PLENTY of time to reflect on their f**kup!

https://blog.malwarebytes.com/threat-an ... ses-xmrig/ -- Sooooo,
Macs never get malware, how about a crypto miner, that's harmless right?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed May 30, 2018 9:32 pm

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/russi ... 1826400740 -- from a GunBunny perspective, droolworthy. From a "I want to see my next birthday" perspective, YARG!!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/3 ... s_embrace/ -- Cause Of Death, "rock thrown at head due to volcanic explosion." The comments in the comment section are priceless!

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:27 pm

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/0 ... es_comedy/ -- AI humor not quite up to human standards... HAHAH! Well if
Microsoft Tay was anything to go by....

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/04/who_me/ -- make a knockoff product, then illegally burn a PROM onto it so it reads legit, then you
don't even test it... RIIIIIIIGHT!

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21 ... drop-bombs -- this sounds like
a fun way to spend a day, if somewhat expensive... but still...

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:04 am

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/0 ... _scooters/ -- what worries me is most is the stuff in their
TOS "we're not liable for loss of your data / we're not selling your data." Seen how well THAT claim ends.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/0 ... lummeting/ -- hmm, not quite cheap enough
for me to get one.. but SOOOOO tempting!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/0 ... oor_plans/ -- Hey CPOK, you following this at all on your end?

http://vancouversun.com/news/canada/rel ... beeb530ddb -- wait, these nutbars are saying KON is their lawyer, witness and judge?!
ROTFLMAO!!

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:15 pm

https://gizmodo.com/least-transparent-f ... 1826631088

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/boein ... 1826638123 -- $19500 for an ejection seat? SOLD! But yeah, agree they're
not very comfortable to sit in.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/08/on_call/ -- "Oh, this is the wrong bank. WHOOOPS!!"

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/0 ... t_signage/ -- REALLY?! THIS is what PETA has time for...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/11/who_me/ -- "Bigger mathematical error than 'forgetting to carry the 1s?'"

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:29 pm

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21 ... ompetition -- squishing
cars with BIG objects

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... for_parts/ -- kind of an ignoble end to the first of
something off the production line... but then again, sometimes the cost of the parts is greater than the item itself.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... gpus_2020/ -- Starfire i740, anyone?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... _election/ -- this'll be interesting to get to the bottom of.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:56 am

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... rewdriver/ -- the smartlock that isn't very smart or very
secure. If you need a laugh for the weekend, read this over. TOO FUNNY!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... ate_email/ -- TL;DR, f**k it, the rules don't apply to me!

Figures...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... itcoin_no/ -- William Shatner wants cryptocurrency miners
to use a solar energy company he represents.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:19 pm

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... ss_outage/ -- duplicate IPs? Who gives a fsck! Doesn't apply to virtualization/cloud/[insert here], right? [/sarc]

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... _gross_lj/ -- yeah, because software / technology is NEVER wrong... RIIIIIIGHT.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/1 ... re_switch/ -- oh, to have been a fly on the wall while this was happening...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... rs_of_pdf/ -- nice little historical piece about PDF

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... tdown_ibm/
https://www.parliament.uk/business/comm ... des-17-19/ -- nice little writeup from IBM about
the TSB Bank meltdown... kinda of a preliminary "no duh!" but still...

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:47 am

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... rame_docs/ -- "Documentation n. "From an ancient and obscure dialect that translates roughly to 'For some other poor schmuck to do.'"

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/22/on-call/ -- screwed up so badly you run away and hide... yarg!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... y_machine/

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... el/?page=1 -- haven't been following this, but is an interesting
look as to what may be going on in the corporate ivory tower...

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:35 pm

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21 ... conds-flat -- oh WOW! NICE!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/25/who_me/ -- "Testing, what's that? JUST FSCKING MAKE IT WORK!"

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/25/who_me/ -- internet cartographers, huh? Sounds like an interesting job...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... ency_tour/ -- trust tech as far as I can kick it, but I do agree Kaspersky's been
unfairly tarred and brushed as "evil" on very flimsy / nonexistant evidence.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... ot_by_mom/ -- guys meets girl online, girl cuts it off, guy flys from
New Zealand to the US brandishing a knife, pepper spray and duct tape... yeaaaaaaaaaaah...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... inst_apt1/

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:18 pm

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/heres ... 1827186601 -- now THAT has to be an "OH S**T!!" moment

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21 ... isten-back -- amused me to read
about propaganda being thought insensitive to the target audience, but still...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... xas_staff/ -- "Quick, act normal! The big boss is going to be here!"

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... _troubles/ -- So outside of WannaCry, NHS had a bunch of incidents / outages the last 3 years.
Wonder how they compare to this one account I used to support where whole site outages was the normal rather than the anomaly...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/29/4g_security/ -- security vulnerabilities going back to the 4G protocol itself... uh-oh...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/2 ... s_up_foot/ -- "got an upskirt cam, but the battery blew up / ignited before could shoot
any upskirt footage." Why isn't that shown in anime?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:31 pm

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/i-gue ... 1827304608 -- I LIKES!!

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21 ... helicopter -- close encounters of the
Russian Hind

no guns blazing...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/0 ... ile_theft/ -- kill a bird, steal the SIM, rack up the bills.. WOW!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/0 ... share_tpp/ -- just HOW did this happen?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:19 pm

https://kotaku.com/bumbling-canadian-ro ... 1827333484 -- not the sharpest tools in the shed,
tho seeing this to Metal Gear Solid SFX is just icing on the cake.

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21 ... -rehearsal
-- just... drooooooools!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/0 ... extension/ -- Google’s released a Chrome extension that lets
admins snoop on the state of PCs accessing its cloudy productivity and infrastructure products.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/0 ... _on_linux/ -- 25years since WINE came on the scene...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/04/hotmail_at_22/ -- ...and Hotmail is 22 years old today.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/0 ... ok_review/ -- former President Clinton's cyberthriller, hmmm.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:57 pm

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/i-watc ... 454bf48e9d -- Hmm, I'm JUST morbidly curious enough
to look for this now...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/0 ... book_bots/ -- US Declaration is
declared hate speech LOL! Garbage in, Garbage / Gospel Out, much?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/05/who_me/ -- where the big, red power button causes no end to the headache and heartache
that is (IT) life...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/0 ... lk_outage/ -- oh, to be a fly on the wall at THIS bunfight! "It's your end!"
"No, our end's fine! Must be something with you guys!" Wash, rinse, repeat.