[SPAM] Who could Chidori take notes on love from...

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:08 pm

...and who could take notes on love from Chidori.

I could see Akane teaching Chidori how to pull tables, etc. out
of thin air to pound down Sagara. Narusegawa could REALLY
teach Chidori how to use that mean right arm of hers, and Sagara's
due for a whiff of vaccum, his head's empty enough!!

Lucille (Samurai Pizza Cats) has a VERY nasty habit of firing off
missiles whenever she's po'ed *BAAAAAAD news for anyone within
10feet of her* Chidori and Asuka would get along VERY well griping
out their life stories.

I think blackrose mentioned Relena could learn how to 'handle'
Heero's 'protection.' *I rather like that idea*

...add 'em as you see 'em!!

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:56 am

I see Naru showing her how to punch Sagara into orbit.

Teletha~Tessa~Tesstarosa · Thu Apr 03, 2003 4:01 am

I can easely imagine a scene like that where Chidori & Naru would use Kurz or Urashima as test subject for different technique

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 4:41 am

So can I. It takes slightly more work to imagine Motoko showing Kaname how to ravage a kitchen with an anciert Sword style with Sagara running around it.

Arx-7 Arbalest · Post by **Arx-7 Arbalest** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 12:36 pm

Nah she can't get anything out from naru or motoko (except being more voilent)

*pityz sagara more if kaname learns from naru

Naru if i remember correctly needed kitsune's help so kaname shld get them from kitsune instead... and motoko well is erm....*gots nothing to say*

*watches love hina again*

Yup it was kitsune or haruka(keitaro's aunt)...

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 2:44 pm

Well, she could try learning how to blow up stuff with improvised bombs from Skuld (Sagara would probably like that

) . Or how to act like a Nymphomaniac from Urd (Webber would appreciate this one) . Or she could learn how to point at Random things while saying "Hideki" from Chii.

*returns to watching FM*P! and identifying all the equipment*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:36 am

w/ Narusegawa
------------------
Naru: okay, this is how you do it *swings back, winds up her punch*
Chidori: Okay, but how do you get him to fly into orbit, I mean...
Naru: Who knows, he's stupid enough, and he's a hentai-san, right?
Chidori: the worst kind
Naru: Sweetly Oh Keiiiitaro...
Keitaro: *saunters in* Yes, swe---WWWWwwwow!!! *gets an
eyeful of Chidori*
Naru: WHY YOU.....!!!! BAKAYARO!!!!!!! *Keitaro takes another
trip to the stars*
Chidori: *giggles to herself*
Sagara: *comes up* Chidori...
Chidori: *startled* AAAAaaagh!!!!

*The rest of the day Sagara walks with his head hanging to one side,
Chidori massaging her aching hand, Naru chasing Keitaro around
Hinata-sou with a Halisen*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:39 am

Could anyone see Chidori taking a fashion trip thru Mao's closet,
getting a uniform *proper insignia, of course* and calling Kurz
and Sagara to attention?

*hears the sounds of eyeballs frying already*

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:39 am

Not really. She couldn't tell a Warant Officer's rate from an Apprentice Seaman's rate.

Arx-7 Arbalest · Post by **Arx-7 Arbalest** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 11:41 am

somehow....she should watch more soap operas

Also she should learn how to act like tessa who is so innocent(as if)

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 3:17 pm

HELLFIRE wrote:Could anyone see Chidori taking a fashion trip thru Mao's closet,
getting a uniform *proper insignia, of course* and calling Kurz
and Sagara to attention?

Oh hell yeah.

Kurz: PUNISH ME! *falls to floor in front of Kaname*
Sousuke: O_O Kaname! Wh-why are you in that uniform?
Kaname:

I'm your superior officer now, Sousuke. And I have some...personal assignments for you.
Sousuke: Missions?
Kurz: Oh me! I volunteer! ME ME! PICK ME!

*grins*

Don't give me ideas. Don't give me ideas.

Dammit.

~Rose

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 3:18 pm

Katyusha wrote:Not really. She couldn't tell a Warant Officer's rate from an Apprentice Seaman's rate.

-___-;;;

You REALLY don't get it, do you?

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 4:07 pm

Considering her lack of knowledge of which rate insignia is which, She might as well wear an Apprentice Seaman's suit.

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 4:42 pm

Katyusha wrote:Considering her lack of knowledge of which rate insignia is which, She might as well wear an Apprentice Seaman's suit.

Mao would help her.

Stop worrying.

Sousuke will get his lemon scene with Kaname. He DID get his lemon scene with Kaname.

It's just vying for a chapter 4. And chapter 2 needs the holes filled in.

*kicks fic* NO CHAPTER 4!

~Rose

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:39 pm

I can see another one: Sana-chan from Kodomo no Omocha.
Gawd is this kid nuts or what?!

Chidori: Who's that?
Sana: *in her usual oxymoronic way* That's Hayama, my boyfriend
and my enemy...
Chidori: Huh?! What do you mean your boyfriend and your enemy?
Hayama: *in his ice-cold voice* Nice to meet you, oba-san.
Chidori: Oba-san?? NA-NE!!
Sana: Hayama, be nice to her! So, who's that?
Sagara: *at attention* Sgt. Sagara Souske., MITHRIL agent. At your
service.
*Sana takes 'at your service' in her usual oxymoronic way*
Hayama: Looks like a wierdo to me...he your boyfriend, Oba-san?
Chidori: *shocked / po'ed look* What do you mean by THAT?? What's
a junior high student know about boyfriends anyways!
Hayama: Alot more than you think, Oba-san
Sana: I TOLD YOU!!! *starts chasing after Hayama with that toy
hammer of hers*
Chidori: *right behind, wielding her halisen*
Sagara: *still at attention* Well, technically he's right. Though his word
choice left something to be desired... and he is something of a juvenile
delinquent...
Sana: What did you call my boyfriend?! *starts coming after Sagara*
Chidori: HEY!! You hands off of him!! You little brat!!
*degenerates into an SD brawl-fest and screams of shut up, etc.*