Two trees and a woodpecker

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:24 pm

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:44 am

Aww they aren't that hard to find.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:53 am

LMAO!

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:08 pm

Nyahaha xD Good one, oh yes ;>

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:13 am

Thx for the smile of the day Killer... I needed that

Regards

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:57 am

love these witty jokes