Bar opens at 8

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:15 pm

What bot? .. <g>

Oh I love golf ... butchering the grass with iron #9 or the fun on the Driver clinic trying to hit the dude driving the ball collection golf-cart.

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:21 am

lol XD The second I put the club into the ground went from "pretty decent distance, really straight" to missing the ball completely out of overcompensation not to locate the ground again with my swing (which by then, coincidentally the ground was missing about two inches @.@)... That action hurts like whoa.

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:38 am

When I started the first few swings I missed the little ball completely.
My instructor suggested I had to adjust my grip just a little, since holding the driver like a katana does make for a cool pose but doesn't get the ball very far.

I decided to accept his wisdom and went on enthusiastically kill.. err hitting the round object.

After a short while it became an obsession and right after that it became the focus of my hate and right about then I started hitting it .... far ... and far it went to the left .. to the right .. to the parking lot (BMW's and Porsche's dent just a well as sub 50K cars.)

After a few disapproving glances of the instructor I finally figured out the direction bit .. but ran out of balls.

Then we went chipping ... as IT person chipping comes with the territory and slabs of grass, eventually not a problemo .. but that putting bit I filed a complaint because the green just had to be uneven and the put diameter was for sure too little.

I do recall a few sore muscles in my back the next day

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:59 pm

"Be polite."
"Be efficient."
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

also...The game...

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:39 am

1 age reverser please bar keep. I want to loose 11 years. Oh and a nazgal special...extra strength since its my birthday today.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:55 pm

well Happy Evicted from the Womb Day CPOK!

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:07 pm

Happy Birthday CPOK ... did you grow up or old?

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:32 pm

Taurec wrote:Happy Birthday CPOK ... did you grow up or old?

Old. Will NEVER grow up

cullenk · Post by **cullenk** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:05 pm

As you say, it is fine to grow old, but not so much up. I may have someone stitch that into a sampler, seems like a good Philosophy for Life. Barkeep, pass that man one of those Zima things!

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:45 pm

// sounds the air raid siren

...round on CPOK, he mentioned the B-word... or put another way, can't stay young, but you can stay immature

So how'd you mark the day? Burn down the house? Paint explitives in 4
different languages over the neighbor's garage? Drive your friend's car into
a brick wall and say you were testing it's structural integrity?

cullenk · Post by **cullenk** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:44 pm

-- Orders a pitcher, then retreats to table in dark corner, muttering about TAROS, Sophia, and Kurz.

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:10 pm

Hot coco and cookies?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:29 pm

Two lovely days off... before that decided to do a 7day stretch cuz a fellow coworked wanted to take the v-word. Why, oh why...

A round of tall and cold and very, VERY braincell killing for everyone, bartender... especially memory braincells.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:37 pm

Me needs coffee please......... make it a 55 gal drum...........

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:41 am

DAMMIT HELLFIRE...I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TURN THE TAP OFF ON THE RAIN CLOUDS!